Episodes
Tuesday Dec 11, 2012
Geek Fights 131: Fictional Male You'd Most Like For A Monogamous Relationship
Tuesday Dec 11, 2012
Tuesday Dec 11, 2012
This one is for the ladies!, Join Damon Shaw, Kathy Lehman, Tess Craft, Janet Nowell, Samantha Patino, Kirky Wade, Nikki Nowell, BJ Anderson, Karin, Laura Lavoie and Kate Valdovinos (our biggest panel ever!) as they talk up, the FICTIONAL MALE YOU'D MOST LIKE FOR A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP. That's a mouthful, and so are these men. Well maybe not Tyrion Lannister or Samwise Gamgee (but you never know, hobbits do have big feet). There' are superheroes, vampires, and a pirate, but there's also a salesman, a lawyer and couple of doctors, because a man's gotta provide, you know! Find out who is the favorite male for our favorite females. It's all about the brackets: the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Nov 27, 2012
Geek Fights 129: Best Fight
Tuesday Nov 27, 2012
Tuesday Nov 27, 2012
LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMBLEEE! Get ready as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Juan Patino, Anthony and Dan Janes duke it out on BEST FIGHT! Now on Geek Fights, EVERY fight is the best fight, but these are the best of the best. Titanic slugfests from comics, TV and movies. It's got battling robots, ninjas, jedis, unresolved daddy issues, a ton of superman, and a dude punching himself in the face. And it's about Mike fighting everyones childhood. Again. And of course, the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Nov 20, 2012
Geek Fights 128: Star Wars Showdown
Tuesday Nov 20, 2012
Tuesday Nov 20, 2012
IT'S STAR WARS WEEK! To celebrate here is the second of our Star Wars themes episodes. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Josh Vanvalkenburg and Tristan Riddel as the feel the force with STAR WARS SHOWDOWN. They pit Star Wars characters against one another in mortal combat with...interesting results. Find out the secret of Aunt Beru, who's addicted to Andorian Rape crystals (yes i know Andorians are Star Trek, just go with it) and who is the secret mastermind behind everything. Strap in for Sith lords, bounty hunters and a six foot talking green rabbit. Brackets as always: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Oct 23, 2012
Geek Fights 124: Best Of Stephen King
Tuesday Oct 23, 2012
Tuesday Oct 23, 2012
ALL HAIL THE KING! Our Spooky October continues with a true master of horror (and prison drama apparently). Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher (again? WTF is he a co-host now? Should Ortiz be worried after falling asleep last week?), Paul Kowalski, Josh Perrigo,and Lance Langford as they discuss THE BEST OF STEPHEN KING. It's a tale of evil clowns, blood drenched teens, monster dogs, killer trucks, obsessed fans and big black prison messiahs. oh and c*nt. Lots of c*nt. Brackets as always: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Oct 16, 2012
Geek Fights 123: Best Of Zombie
Tuesday Oct 16, 2012
Tuesday Oct 16, 2012
They shuffle and shamble and feed on brains! No not Damon and Mike (that bit never gets old. Not for me anyway) it's the next installment of our Spooky October. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Amin Amat, Kirky Wade and BJ Anderson as the discuss the BEST OF ZOMBIE. We got all kids of dead in here, walking, dawn, day, night of the living, return of the living and more. It's exciting stuff but not exciting enough for Mike apparently. Brackets as always: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Oct 09, 2012
Geek Fights 122: Best Vampire
Tuesday Oct 09, 2012
Tuesday Oct 09, 2012
Our Spooky October continues with a look at our favorite folks who suck. No not Damon Shaw and Mike Ortiz, we are talking about BEST VAMPIRE. Damon and Mike are joined by Chris Mitchell, Jill Valuet and Josh Perrigos they whip out the fangs and sink their teeth into a delicious discussion of the best in bloodsuckers. Whether you prefer sparkly, Goth-y or cartoony, this episode will take a bite out of you. Brackets as always: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Sep 04, 2012
Geek Fights 117: Best 6th String Star Trek Character
Tuesday Sep 04, 2012
Tuesday Sep 04, 2012
We often talk about the lead characters, but it's time for a look at the smaller characters. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Christy Wooke, Jerad Formby, Chris Wood and special guest, author Larry Nemecek as they discuss what we have come to call the BEST 6TH STRING STAR TREK CHARACTER. Those ones with less than 10 appearances, but even with those few appearances, they left a big impression. Holograms, parents, villains, Khan. Wait how is Khan a 6th string character? Sure it's technically only 2 appearances but one of them was a movie with his name in the title! How is that a minor character? Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Aug 21, 2012
Geek Fights 115: Old vs. New
Tuesday Aug 21, 2012
Tuesday Aug 21, 2012
It's geezers vs kids. We take a look at one of the all time big questions, not just for geekdom. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Paul Kowalski, John Champion and Dominic Williams as they do an old stye, no bracket versus episode with OLD VS NEW. It's classics vs young guns. Nostalgia vs newstalgia. Timeless icon vs young upstarts, Tired interpretations vs fresh visions. And yes, there's both Star Wars and Star Trek, and oddly lots of Batman. No brackets, but here are the fights: Old Star Wars vs New Star Wars, Dr Who (classic) vs Dr Who (2005-), Communists vs Terrorists, Michael Keaton vs. Christian Bale, Will Smith vs. Wesley Snipes, Disneyland vs Disney World, Old Testament vs New Testament, The Blob (Steve McQueen) v. The Blob (Kevin Dillon), Dawn of the Dead (1978) vs Dawn of the Dead (2004), Cartoon Transformers vs Michael Bay Transformers, Old BSG vs New BSG, Superman: Man of Steel (Byrne) vs Superman Secret Origin (Johns), G.I. Joe (cartoon) v. G.I. Joe (film), Bruce Willis cop vs Jason Bourne, Old Coke vs New Coke, Total Recall (1990) vs Total Recall (2012), Star Trek TOS vs JJ Trek, Sam Raimi Spider-Man vs Marc Webb Spider-Man, Batman & Robin (Kane) vs. The Goddamn Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder (Miller), Peter Jackson vs. George Lucas, GI Joe (1960s) vs GI Joe (1980s), Superman (various) vs Superman, Star Trek TOS vs Star Trek TNG, Sean Connery vs Daniel Craig, The Fly (1958) vs The Fly (1986).
Monday Aug 13, 2012
Chris Reads! Volume 1: The Dangers of Butterbeer
Monday Aug 13, 2012
Monday Aug 13, 2012
A few months ago Chris Mitchell had a quick conversation with Mike Patanjo on twitter and to quote Mr. Patanjo (@FishAyePoker)... "@ChrisCantFly But you're English, so even a detailed discussion of anal gang-bangs sounds sophisticated." So Chris in his great British wisdom has decided to test this out! He is reading the Anthony Valenta classic "The Dangers of Butterbeer". If you would like to hear Chris read your story or other craziness please send it to Geekfights@gmail.com. Enjoy!
Tuesday Jul 31, 2012
Geek Fights 112: Star Wars vs. Star Trek
Tuesday Jul 31, 2012
Tuesday Jul 31, 2012
Tuesday Jul 10, 2012
Geek Fights 109: Best Fantasy Movie
Tuesday Jul 10, 2012
Tuesday Jul 10, 2012
It's just a fantasy. It's not the real thing. It's just a fantasy. It's not the real thing. But sometimes a fantasy. Is all you need. And some times you need to join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Karin, Christy Wooke and Jeremy Sacher as they travel down the yellow brick road, round the shire, through Hogwarts, turn left at Camelot and go just past Cimmeria to arrive at the BEST FANTASY MOVIE. Whether its swords and sorcery or whimsical flights of fancy we take you to a world of pure imagination. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday Jun 18, 2012
Geek Fights 106: Best of Batman
Monday Jun 18, 2012
Monday Jun 18, 2012
Meanwhile at stately Wayne manor ZAP! Join us as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Dave Gill, Chad Derdowski and Metaworld Chuck Farrell answer the Bat Signal to discuss the BEST OF BATMAN. POW! Its a caped crusader love fest of crazy gadgets, classic characters, hot wheels and iconic performances. BLAM! Theres lots of homoerotic subtext (in the discussion and between panelists, but strangely not Damon and Mike this time) and lots of interrupting and rambling and even an arranged marriage. But what is the brightest light from the dark knight? Well tune in same bat time, same bat podcast. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday Jun 04, 2012
Geek Fights 104: Best Mike
Monday Jun 04, 2012
Monday Jun 04, 2012
Yeah this has got to be our strangest topic ever. 32 Mike or Michaels, with 4 on the panel. Damon (Mike) Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Mike Diskin and Mike Patanjo discuss the BEST MIKE (OR MICHAEL). Who came up with this? Seriously has anyone ever had this discussion. Has anyone ever asked "Hmm I wonder who the best guy named Mike is?" Do you realize it's consistently one of the top male names in the U.S. It was number one from 1961 to 1998. then it dropped to number 2 from 1999 to 2008 after Jacob. It dropped out of the top 5 only in 2012 for the first time since 1948. It's a common name so it's no wonder there are a lot on our show, and a lot in popular culture. A lot more than Jayden will be, or Noah, seriously how did they bump Michael out of the top 5. Parents are stupid these days. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday May 21, 2012
Geek Fights 102: Best Captain
Monday May 21, 2012
Monday May 21, 2012
They lead us, they guide us, they inspire us. No not Geek Fights, but we sure can talk about them. Join Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Chris MItchell, Christy Wooke and Barry Ingram as they discuss the BEST CAPTAIN. There's starfleet heroes, super soldiers, rock n rollers and even a few explorers. So follow orders and listen in. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday May 14, 2012
Geek Fights 101: Best Fictional Musical Act
Monday May 14, 2012
Monday May 14, 2012
Geek Fights rocks out with our socks out as Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Jerad Formby, Chuck Farrell and Chris Fiore bring you BEST FICTIONAL MUSICAL ACT. It's all part of our rock n roll fantasy as we give real love to the best in fake bands. Rocking rocket scientists and sexy kittens sign up for the battle of the bands against musical muppets and fab foursomes. Whether you are on a mission from god or a mission from Cobra, yours will go to eleven, when you experience sexual magic. Keep on rocking' in the free world. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday May 07, 2012
Geek Fights 100: Best of Geek Fights
Monday May 07, 2012
Monday May 07, 2012
They said it couldn't be done. WE said it couldn't be done. It probably shouldn't have been done, but we did it anyway. It's time for our giant-size 100th episode extravaganza! This time up it's another excursion into self indulgence that is BEST OF GEEK FIGHTS! Damon Shaw and Mike Ortiz are here as always, but to do this epic battle they have assembled an army of Geek Fighters! First up, Rob Alden, Janet Nowell, Chuck Farrell, Aj Sinke, Michael Felsher, Karin, Jerad Formby, Allen, Chris Mitchell, Brian Townsend, Jason Grade, Anthony Valenta, Josh VanValkenberg, Jason Thompson, Mike Patanjo, Kirky Wade, Mike Diskin, Greg Blanchard, Tim Nowell, Teras Cassidy, Christy Wooke, Greg Trahan, Barry Ingram, Amin Amat, Maria Cuba, Jerod Batte, Paul Kowalski, Jill Valuet, Gary Tognetti, Melvin Ladera, Kathy Lehman, Joe Cain, Tess Craft, Dominic Williams, Leo Perez, Josh Bradley, Chris Wood, Charity Wood, Crazy Joe and John Champion start us off with 64 of the winners of previous shows, then Damon and Mike are joined by the panel from the very first episode, Pete Lucas, Dave Gill and Juan Patino to finish it up and bring you the top of the top. Who will take it all? Who cares! We all just want to hear crazy logic, childhood ramblings, ferocious spite, angry rants and inappropriate comments. And we get them, just like we have 99 times before! Thank you all for letting us do this! Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday Apr 30, 2012
Geek Fights 99: Best Sidekick 2, the Wrath of Juan
Monday Apr 30, 2012
Monday Apr 30, 2012
We go back to the well to one of our very first topics. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Oritz, Juan Patino, Dominic Williams and Mike Patanjo as they revisit the top second bananas with BEST SIDEKICK 2 THE WRATH OF JUAN, although Juan isn't very wrathful, at least I don't think he is, it's hard to tell. Some of the top sidekicks from last time around make strong showings despite a different panel and a different list, but Mike really doesn't. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday Apr 23, 2012
Geek Fights 98: Best Female Superhero
Monday Apr 23, 2012
Monday Apr 23, 2012
Ok, we didn't learn our lesson last year. Here is this year's C2E2 episode recorded with everyone in the same room. It's drunker, it's more chaotic, but it sounds waaaaay better. It's amazing how good real microphones sound compared to a built in speaker on a laptop. Seriously, go back and listen to last years episode. We're always striving to bring you the best even when drunk. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Brian Townsend, Tess Craft, Kathy Lehman and Joe Cain as the do the BEST FEMALE SUPERHERO. There's lots of arguing and lots of talking over each other. We had a good time doing it, but I'm not promising you'll have a good time listening. Seriously this is not a good idea for a drinking game. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Wednesday Apr 18, 2012
Geek Fights Bonus: Live From The Floor At C2E2
Wednesday Apr 18, 2012
Wednesday Apr 18, 2012
This one was fun I asked creators and fans to define what a superhero is to them. Do the need superpowers? Do they have to wear a costume? Find out here....still soooo tired.
Monday Apr 09, 2012
Geek Fights 96: Best Spielberg Movie
Monday Apr 09, 2012
Monday Apr 09, 2012
We turn our geeky gaze to one of the masters of making geeky goodness. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Josh Bradley and Pete Lucas as they discuss the BEST SPIELBERG MOVIE. It's Nazis, annoying children, future worlds, ancient relics, an airport, a shark (not Mike) and a ton of different aliens in a career spanning tribute on one of the greatest film makers of all time. And it wouldn't be a geek fight without brackets: PDF and Excel format. Or would it? Seriously does anybody even download these? Anyone? If not let me know. I'm lazy and it's one less things to do for these posts.