Episodes
Tuesday Apr 16, 2013
Geek Fights 149: Best of Time Travel
Tuesday Apr 16, 2013
Tuesday Apr 16, 2013
Fire up the Flux Capacitors, hop in the Tardis, and get ready to slingshot around the sun! Wait havenn't we already done his before? Nope that was Best Time Travel movie. But time travel is so much more than movies. It encompasses books, TV, comics and real life scientific theories. And this show encompasses all of that! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Dan Janes, Amin Amat and Lance Langford as they spin the earth backwards to discuss the BEST OF TIME TRAVEL. There's some real science in here too. After all that Teddy Roosevelt stuff two weeks ago, were becoming a regular Geek Fights University! Geek Fights is a fixed point in time. The brackets however are a paradox. PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Apr 02, 2013
Geek Fights 147: Number 1 Badass
Tuesday Apr 02, 2013
Tuesday Apr 02, 2013
Who's bad? Well certainly not Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Josh VanValkenburg and Leo Perez, but they can certainly talk about the NUMBER 1 BADASS. Listen in for what turns out to be probably the most educational episode of Geek Fights ever. Find out who kicks ass, who taps ass and who is just plain bad ass. And we warned you about goatse repeatedly. If you look, it's your own fault. Bad ass brackets! PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Mar 19, 2013
Geek Fights 145: Best Fictional Product
Tuesday Mar 19, 2013
Tuesday Mar 19, 2013
It's consumerism gone wrong. Join Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Christy Wooke and Chuck Farrell discuss the BEST FICTIONAL PRODUCT. It's amazing how many of these became real products. You wouldn't think we could find away to be inappropriate but somehow we do. I'd buy that for a dollar! Brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday Feb 11, 2013
Chris Reads Superman Part 2
Monday Feb 11, 2013
Monday Feb 11, 2013
Chris keeps on reading, and this time it's more Superman! Our favorite Englishman lends his ephemeral eloquence one again to the Last Son ok Krypton. This time out it's 2 very different pieces. First up he tackles the effusive words of Quentin Tarantino with Bill's monologue about Superman from Kill Bill Volume 2. Then he goes totally old school (and kind of American) with The opening from the Adventures of Superman TV show (and radio show for the most part. The radio show didn't have "and the American way line" but Chris does (sort of) and he's not even American!)
Tuesday Jan 29, 2013
Geek Fights 138: Star Wars Vs. Star Trek Again
Tuesday Jan 29, 2013
Tuesday Jan 29, 2013
Tuesday Dec 25, 2012
Geek Fights 133: Best Santa
Tuesday Dec 25, 2012
Tuesday Dec 25, 2012
Once a year an elderly fat man in red traverses the globe violating airspace and nearly triggering a nuclear holocaust just to bring toys to mostly undeserving children. You know to cover that much ground he must be either traveling at an incredible velocity, risking massive shockwaves or using some sort of warp technology and risking a wormhole implosion that could suck the entire planet into a black hole. All in all a pretty risky endeavor any way you slice it. Sounds like some sort of thrill seeking adrenaline junkie to me. In honor of that spirit, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Brian Townsend and Josh Vanvalkenburg bring you BEST SANTA. Ho ho ho. Stuff your stocking with these lovely holday brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday Dec 24, 2012
Geek Fights Bonus: Best Holiday Special Or Movie Remastered With Commentary
Monday Dec 24, 2012
Monday Dec 24, 2012
So last year I said we were going to keep releasing out original BEST HOLIDAY SPECIAL OR MOVIE every year, over and over again until you get sick of it, just like all the great holiday specials, and yep we're doing it. But last year we remastered it and added a little bonus material, this year we are presenting the first ever commentary track on one of our episodes. Its Mike Ortiz talking over Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Kathy Lehman, Tess Craft and Allen in his very first Geek Fights appearance. So what will we do to the show next year? Well you are just gonna have to wait a year to find out! You can listen to the original holiday special here. Yoou can listen to the remastered one here.
Sunday Dec 23, 2012
Geek Fights Bonus: Mail Room Holiday Special
Sunday Dec 23, 2012
Sunday Dec 23, 2012
Celebrate Geexmas with this special Happy Holidays from the entire Geek Fights family. Fire up the Country Club Malt Liquor and the Mountain Dew Nog as we take a peek into our mailbag for holiday greetings and more from the whole gang. God Bless Us Everyone!
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
Chris Reads Volume 4A: Green Eggs & Ham
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
To help cleanse the pallet of the manifesto he just read, Chris reads a true classic. Green Eggs & Ham by Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr Seuss. It is one of the most beloved books of all time. First published in 1960, its is the 4th best selling english language children's book ever. Even Mike read it during the childhood he didn't have. It's a wonderful fanciful story brought to life by a wonderful fanciful man. Thanks Chris! This is the kind of stuff Chris Reads should be doing. This and erotic slash fiction between Damon and various fictional characters. Seriously where is the Damon/Samwise porn? Maybe combine it with this one. I would not lick them here or there. I would not lick them anywhere. I would not lick Damon's balls and shaft. I do not like them, Samwise-I-laughed. Come on someone finish that...
Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
Geek Fights 132: Indy Comics Showdown
Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
We've done Marvel, we've done DC, now we turn take a look at the big guns of the little guys. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jason Thompson, Chris Fiore and Jeremy Sacher as they give you the INDY COMICS SHOWDOWN. It's strange blend of Superman knockoffs, funny animals, murderous children, cops, barbarians and a vampire. And a bunch are Robert Kirkman creations, but none are Battle Pope. Heres that URL for the indy comics Cantankerous Kickstarter project. The brackets are not independent. they are quite dependent. On you!: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Dec 04, 2012
Geek Fights 130: Best Of Futurama
Tuesday Dec 04, 2012
Tuesday Dec 04, 2012
Good news everyone, it's time to take a trip to the 31st century with Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Pete Lucas, Yossi Bloch, and Ben McCullough as they take a look at the fine folks of the Planet Express delivery service, in the BEST OF FUTURAMA. Get yourself powered up on booze (or Slurm) and prepare to kiss my shiny metal ass. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD And of course, the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Nov 27, 2012
Geek Fights 129: Best Fight
Tuesday Nov 27, 2012
Tuesday Nov 27, 2012
LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMBLEEE! Get ready as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Juan Patino, Anthony and Dan Janes duke it out on BEST FIGHT! Now on Geek Fights, EVERY fight is the best fight, but these are the best of the best. Titanic slugfests from comics, TV and movies. It's got battling robots, ninjas, jedis, unresolved daddy issues, a ton of superman, and a dude punching himself in the face. And it's about Mike fighting everyones childhood. Again. And of course, the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Nov 20, 2012
Geek Fights 128: Star Wars Showdown
Tuesday Nov 20, 2012
Tuesday Nov 20, 2012
IT'S STAR WARS WEEK! To celebrate here is the second of our Star Wars themes episodes. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Josh Vanvalkenburg and Tristan Riddel as the feel the force with STAR WARS SHOWDOWN. They pit Star Wars characters against one another in mortal combat with...interesting results. Find out the secret of Aunt Beru, who's addicted to Andorian Rape crystals (yes i know Andorians are Star Trek, just go with it) and who is the secret mastermind behind everything. Strap in for Sith lords, bounty hunters and a six foot talking green rabbit. Brackets as always: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Oct 09, 2012
Geek Fights 122: Best Vampire
Tuesday Oct 09, 2012
Tuesday Oct 09, 2012
Our Spooky October continues with a look at our favorite folks who suck. No not Damon Shaw and Mike Ortiz, we are talking about BEST VAMPIRE. Damon and Mike are joined by Chris Mitchell, Jill Valuet and Josh Perrigos they whip out the fangs and sink their teeth into a delicious discussion of the best in bloodsuckers. Whether you prefer sparkly, Goth-y or cartoony, this episode will take a bite out of you. Brackets as always: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Sep 11, 2012
Geek Fights 118: Best Fictional Athlete
Tuesday Sep 11, 2012
Tuesday Sep 11, 2012
Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sport… the thrill of victory… and the agony of defeat… the human drama of athletic competition… this is Geek Fights. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Jeff Gunter and Kirky Wade as they discuss the BEST FICTIONAL ATHLETE. This time for real. No fake outs. Sweep the leg. Run Forest run. Eye of the tiger. We all know magic is for f*gs. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Aug 21, 2012
Geek Fights 115: Old vs. New
Tuesday Aug 21, 2012
Tuesday Aug 21, 2012
It's geezers vs kids. We take a look at one of the all time big questions, not just for geekdom. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Paul Kowalski, John Champion and Dominic Williams as they do an old stye, no bracket versus episode with OLD VS NEW. It's classics vs young guns. Nostalgia vs newstalgia. Timeless icon vs young upstarts, Tired interpretations vs fresh visions. And yes, there's both Star Wars and Star Trek, and oddly lots of Batman. No brackets, but here are the fights: Old Star Wars vs New Star Wars, Dr Who (classic) vs Dr Who (2005-), Communists vs Terrorists, Michael Keaton vs. Christian Bale, Will Smith vs. Wesley Snipes, Disneyland vs Disney World, Old Testament vs New Testament, The Blob (Steve McQueen) v. The Blob (Kevin Dillon), Dawn of the Dead (1978) vs Dawn of the Dead (2004), Cartoon Transformers vs Michael Bay Transformers, Old BSG vs New BSG, Superman: Man of Steel (Byrne) vs Superman Secret Origin (Johns), G.I. Joe (cartoon) v. G.I. Joe (film), Bruce Willis cop vs Jason Bourne, Old Coke vs New Coke, Total Recall (1990) vs Total Recall (2012), Star Trek TOS vs JJ Trek, Sam Raimi Spider-Man vs Marc Webb Spider-Man, Batman & Robin (Kane) vs. The Goddamn Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder (Miller), Peter Jackson vs. George Lucas, GI Joe (1960s) vs GI Joe (1980s), Superman (various) vs Superman, Star Trek TOS vs Star Trek TNG, Sean Connery vs Daniel Craig, The Fly (1958) vs The Fly (1986).
Tuesday Aug 14, 2012
Geek Fights 114: Best Pinball Machine
Tuesday Aug 14, 2012
Tuesday Aug 14, 2012
It's time for bells, balls buzzers and flippers. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Karin, Adam Hegemier, Millionare & Chris Hardy as they discuss the BEST PINBALL MACHINE. I didn't think I'd care one bit about this topic, but listening to our pinball wizards share their love for this classic gaming device was a treat for me, I think it will be for you. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Aug 07, 2012
Geek Fights 113: Best Of Kevin Smith
Tuesday Aug 07, 2012
Tuesday Aug 07, 2012
It's time to pay tribute to our second favorite bearded, wordy, bespectacled fat man, Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Pete Lucas, Kathy Lehman and Tess Craft as they wade through dick and fart jokes, poor customer service, self consciously clever dialogue and nerd references to uncover the BEST OF KEVIN SMITH. There's genitals, profanity, conventions stories and Damon rants about boob-money. I assure you we're open. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Jul 31, 2012
Geek Fights 112: Star Wars vs. Star Trek
Tuesday Jul 31, 2012
Tuesday Jul 31, 2012
Tuesday Jul 10, 2012
Geek Fights 109: Best Fantasy Movie
Tuesday Jul 10, 2012
Tuesday Jul 10, 2012
It's just a fantasy. It's not the real thing. It's just a fantasy. It's not the real thing. But sometimes a fantasy. Is all you need. And some times you need to join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Karin, Christy Wooke and Jeremy Sacher as they travel down the yellow brick road, round the shire, through Hogwarts, turn left at Camelot and go just past Cimmeria to arrive at the BEST FANTASY MOVIE. Whether its swords and sorcery or whimsical flights of fancy we take you to a world of pure imagination. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.