27
Feb
2015

Geek Fights 249: Best Devil

Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Josh VanValkenburg and Christy Wooke and they dance with the devil by the pale moonlight. 

Not all of them are gems folks.
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29
Oct
2013

Life After Shrek: Episode 1

Join Christy WookeJosh Vanvalkenburg, and Damon Shaw as they scour the internet for nuggets of truth! What will they find? Tune in and see!

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22
Oct
2013

Geek Fights 42: Han Solo vs Indiana Jones

Here you go, the fake lost episode. No brackets, just a short list of topics to discuss. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Dave Gill, Juan Patino, and the always entertaining Michael Felsher as they debate the supremacy of Harrison Ford's (and George Lucas') most iconic and influential Geek characters. Who is better? Listen and find out. 

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14
Oct
2013

Geek Fights 175: Star Wars vs. Star Trek - Goodbye

So here we are at the end and we go back to the beginning. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jason Thompson, Christy Wooke, Chris Wood, Charity Wood, Michael Felsher, Shauna Reynolds, Paul Storrie, Brain Townsend, Josh VanValkenberg, Yossie Bloch, Chris Mitchell and Allen. as they close the curtain on our final Geek Fight. I don't know what else to say, I'm getting all teary eyed...

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2
Jul
2013

Geek Fights 160: Best Fictional Lawyer

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Have you recently been injured in a slip and fall Geek Fight? If so you may be eligible to receive millions. Contact the legal team at Shaw, Ortiz, Farrell, Wade and Patanjo. They will object, motion to dismiss, approach the bench and all the other stuff you see in movies, TV, books, comics etc. While they are at it, they may even talk about the BEST FICTIONAL LAWYER. Listen in or be held in contempt!

Exhibit A: PDF. Exhibit B Excel format.

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18
Jun
2013

Geek Fights 158: Best War Movie

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Geek Fights gathered in their masses.

Just like Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Christy Wooke, Pete Lucas and Yossie Bloch at black masses.

Evil minds that plot destruction.

Sorcerers of death's construction.

In the fields the bodies burning.

As the BEST WAR MOVIE keeps turning.

Death and hatred to mankind.

Poisoning their brainwashed minds... Oh Lord yeah!

I was going to with with a "War what is it good for?" thing, but I am seeing Black Sabbath soon with Ozzy (new album coming too) and went with War Pigs instead.

Brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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12
Jun
2013

Geek Fights Bonus: The Many Origins of Superman

Superman week continues as Mike Ortiz takes a look at the MANY ORIGINS OF SUPERMAN. Explore the history of the Man of Steel's ever evolving origin story in comics, from a simple one page afterthought to year long multi-part epic. See how the origin has been used as an entry point for new audiences and jumping off point for a whole mythology.

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4
Jun
2013

Geek Fights 156: Best Deity

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Our panelists who art in Geek Fights. Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz and Jason Thompson be thy name. Thy recording come, thy podcast done. On air as it is in heaven. Give us this topic, our BEST DEITY And forgive us our geek logic As we forgive those who geek logic against us. And lead us not into inappropriate discussions about peoples personal religious beliefs, that in the past has caused Holy Wars. but deliver us from boredom

Amen

Brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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28
May
2013

Geek Fights 155: Unknown

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I'm not even gonna try to explain this. Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Josh Van Valkenburg and Josh Perrigo discuss something. They aren't even sure. It's all UNKNOWN. Just a whole bunch of random. But there's space penis.

Brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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21
May
2013

Geek Fights 154: Best Fictional School

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Time to get schooled, as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Kathy Lehman, Barry Ingram and BJ Anderson discuss the BEST FICTIONAL SCHOOL. It's mutants, wizards, nerds, slobs, stoners, surfers, time lords, winners and losers. Just like real school, only sometimes there are death traps, and they probably get laid more, at least more than i did.

Brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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14
May
2013

Geek Fights 153: Best Director

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ACTION! It's time to celebrate the kings of cinema as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Christy Wooke, Greg Blanchard, Jeremy Sacher and Paul Kowalksi bring you the BEST DIRECTOR. From thrill-makers to surrealists, box office titans to arthouse darlings, these visionaries have crossed genres, decades and languages to make us, laugh, cry, rage, think and just plain marvel at the magic of movies.

CUT! THAT'S A WRAP!

Brackets don't seem to be working at the moment.

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16
Apr
2013

Geek Fights 149: Best of Time Travel

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Fire up the Flux Capacitors, hop in the Tardis, and get ready to slingshot around the sun! Wait havenn't we already done his before? Nope that was Best Time Travel movie. But time travel is so much more than movies. It encompasses books, TV, comics and real life scientific theories. And this show encompasses all of that! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Dan Janes, Amin Amat and Lance Langford as they spin the earth backwards to discuss the BEST OF TIME TRAVEL. There's some real science in here too. After all that Teddy Roosevelt stuff two weeks ago, were becoming a regular Geek Fights University!

Geek Fights is a fixed point in time.

The brackets however are a paradox. PDF and Excel format.

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2
Apr
2013

Geek Fights 147: Number 1 Badass

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Who's bad? Well certainly not Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Josh VanValkenburg and Leo Perez, but they can certainly talk about the NUMBER 1 BADASS. Listen in for what turns out to be probably the most educational episode of Geek Fights ever. Find out who kicks ass, who taps ass and who is just plain bad ass. And we warned you about goatse repeatedly. If you look, it's your own fault.

Bad ass brackets! PDF and Excel format.

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26
Mar
2013

Geek Fights 146: Best Best Picture

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And the nominees are:

Damon Shaw in Host. Mike Ortiz in Sidekick. Michael Felsher in One Angry Man. Jerad Formby in Milos Foreman Whore. John Champion in The Respectable One

And the winner of BEST BEST PICTURE is...

YOU!

No statue, Brackets! PDF and Excel format.

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26
Feb
2013

Geek Fights 142: Video Game Character Showdown

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I don't know sh!t about video games, but Damon Shaw, Jason Grade, Chris Mitchell, Dan Janes and of course Josh Month's own Josh VanValkenburg do, and if you listen, you will too. Oh yeah, Mike Ortiz is there but only for a second. I'd try some bits and bytes jokes here, maybe some pac man eating comments, or some "why is Batman here, don't we have enough Batman, he had his own episode a year ago" yadda yadda yadda, but I'm short on time this week, sorry!

Brackets. PDF and Excel format.

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12
Feb
2013

Geek Fights 140 Best 80s Action Movie

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No skinny ties or leg warmers here, we go back in time man style! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Mike Diskin, Benjamin Mcculloch, and the star of Josh Month, Josh VanValkenburg as the discuss the BEST 80S ACTION MOVIE. It's all homoerotic subtext, body counts, one liners and Arnold. Lots of Arnold. WWJCVDD? He would listen!

Here's the song from the break: here's the song from the outro

Brackets. PDF and Excel format.

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8
Jan
2013

Geek Fights 135: Mustaches vs Beards

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It's time for a fabulous-fun-filled-facial-follicle-frenzy-full_of-Fuzzy-fellas! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Christy Wooke and special guest stars Michael Felsher & the Soundboard players as they discuss MUSTACHES VS BEARDS! From pencil thin lip caterpillars to full on flowing chin manes we look at the best in facial hair. It may be the most diverse list too, with theres a wizard, a Jedi, some rock stars, a philosopher, commie, fascist and alien tyrants and lots of very manly men. Sure this might have been better in November, but we just thought of it a couple weeks back during Indy Comics Showdown and we couldn't wait.

Here are your brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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23
Dec
2012

Geek Fights Bonus: Mail Room Holiday Special

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Celebrate Geexmas with this special Happy Holidays from the entire Geek Fights family. Fire up the Country Club Malt Liquor and the Mountain Dew Nog as we take a peek into our mailbag for holiday greetings and more from the whole gang. God Bless Us Everyone!

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11
Dec
2012

Geek Fights 131: Fictional Male You’d Most Like For A Monogamous Relationship

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This one is for the ladies!, Join Damon Shaw, Kathy Lehman, Tess Craft, Janet Nowell, Samantha Patino, Kirky Wade, Nikki Nowell, BJ Anderson, Karin, Laura Lavoie and Kate Valdovinos (our biggest panel ever!) as they talk up, the FICTIONAL MALE YOU'D MOST LIKE FOR A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP. That's a mouthful, and so are these men. Well maybe not Tyrion Lannister or Samwise Gamgee (but you never know, hobbits do have big feet). There' are superheroes, vampires, and a pirate, but there's also a salesman, a lawyer and couple of doctors, because a man's gotta provide, you know! Find out who is the favorite male for our favorite females.

It's all about the brackets: the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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27
Nov
2012

Geek Fights 129: Best Fight

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LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMBLEEE! Get ready as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Juan Patino, Anthony and Dan Janes duke it out on BEST FIGHT! Now on Geek Fights, EVERY fight is the best fight, but these are the best of the best. Titanic slugfests from comics, TV and movies. It's got battling robots, ninjas, jedis, unresolved daddy issues, a ton of superman, and a dude punching himself in the face. And it's about Mike fighting everyones childhood. Again.

And of course, the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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