Episodes
Sunday Dec 23, 2012
Geek Fights Bonus: Mail Room Holiday Special
Sunday Dec 23, 2012
Sunday Dec 23, 2012
Celebrate Geexmas with this special Happy Holidays from the entire Geek Fights family. Fire up the Country Club Malt Liquor and the Mountain Dew Nog as we take a peek into our mailbag for holiday greetings and more from the whole gang. God Bless Us Everyone!
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
Chris Reads Volume 4A: Green Eggs & Ham
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
To help cleanse the pallet of the manifesto he just read, Chris reads a true classic. Green Eggs & Ham by Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr Seuss. It is one of the most beloved books of all time. First published in 1960, its is the 4th best selling english language children's book ever. Even Mike read it during the childhood he didn't have. It's a wonderful fanciful story brought to life by a wonderful fanciful man. Thanks Chris! This is the kind of stuff Chris Reads should be doing. This and erotic slash fiction between Damon and various fictional characters. Seriously where is the Damon/Samwise porn? Maybe combine it with this one. I would not lick them here or there. I would not lick them anywhere. I would not lick Damon's balls and shaft. I do not like them, Samwise-I-laughed. Come on someone finish that...
Saturday Nov 17, 2012
Chris Reads! Volume 2: Ice Ice Baby
Saturday Nov 17, 2012
Saturday Nov 17, 2012
Written by Robert Matthew Van Winkle in 1983 this classic rap song will be pressed into your head by the dulcet tones of the great Chris Mitchell. "Ice Ice Baby" was initially released by Ichiban Records as the B-side to Van Winkle's cover of "Play That Funky Music". The 12-inch single featured the radio, instrumental and a cappella versions of "Play That Funky Music" and the radio version and "Miami Drop" remix of "Ice Ice Baby". When a disc jockey played "Ice Ice Baby" instead of the single's A-side, the song gained more success than "Play That Funky Music". A music video for "Ice Ice Baby" was produced for $8000. The video was financed by Van Winkle's manager, Tommy Quon, and shot on the roof of a warehouse in Dallas, Texas. In the video, Van Winkle is shown rapping the lyrics while he and others dance to the song. Heavy airplay of the video by The Box while Van Winkle was still unknown increased public interest in the song. "Ice Ice Baby" was given its own single, released in 1990 by SBK Records in the United States, and EMI Records in the United Kingdom. The SBK single contained the "Miami Drop", instrumental and radio mixes of "Ice Ice Baby" and the album version of "It's A Party". The EMI single contained the club and radio mixes of the song, and the shortened radio edit. The single was quickly pulled from the American market soon after the song reached number one, in a successful attempt to drive consumers to buy the album instead. Yes I stole all of that from Wikipedia.
Tuesday Nov 13, 2012
Geek Fights 127: Best Of Twin Peaks
Tuesday Nov 13, 2012
Tuesday Nov 13, 2012
Tuesday Sep 25, 2012
Geek Fights 120: Best Of The Kids In The Hall
Tuesday Sep 25, 2012
Tuesday Sep 25, 2012
They had a shot in Best Sketch Comedy, and again in Best of Canada, both times they were thwarted, but now they have a fight all to themselves! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Christy Wooke, Jason Thompson and Josh VanValkenburg as they discuss the BEST OF THE KIDS IN THE HALL. From steel toed boots to girl drink drunks, these crazy canucks have made us laugh and made us cry, but mostly made us laugh. A lot. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Sep 18, 2012
Geek Fights 119: Best Of John Williams
Tuesday Sep 18, 2012
Tuesday Sep 18, 2012
Only a few people have truly defined the modern geek experience. Lucas, Roddenberry, Asimov, Bradbury, Spielberg, Whedon, Lee, Kirby, Tolkien and others, but none has touched as wide a range as the subject of this weeks Geek Fight. He not only provided the soundtracks to Star Wars, Superman, Jaws, Close Encounters, Raiders of the Lost Ark, ET and Harry Potter, he damn near provided the soundtrack for being a geek. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher (maybe?) Dominick Williams and Chris Fiore as they sing the praises of the BEST OF JOHN WILLIAMS. We don't know what was up with Michael, don't ask. Maybe John Williams awesomeness made is so he couldn't spew any hate and his brain imploded. Maybe he was just having fun. I'm not sure, but if John Williams did the soundtrack to this episode it would be awesome. If John Williams wanted to do a Geek Fights theme, we would probably have to dump Jerad's intros. Sorry Jerad, maybe we just make them the break. We love you, but it's John "I did the score for Star Wars AND Raiders AND Superman AND Jaws AND Harry Potter AND a lot more, and you didn't, so step the f*ck off" Williams. Hell if he wanted to host or co-host the show we'd have to let him. His geek cred is that strong. After all He is John "Didn't you see my cred in my last quotation mark middle name" Williams. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Sunday Jul 01, 2012
Geek Fights 108: Best of Canada
Sunday Jul 01, 2012
Sunday Jul 01, 2012
It's time to pay our respects to our neighbors to the north. Journey to the peaceful land that puts a u in color and calls a z a zed. It's time for Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Teras Cassiday, Jeff Slaughter and Rob Worley to discuss the BEST OF CANADA. There's sports, music, beer and comedy. And Shatner. It's also the nicest Geek Fight in a while. So breakout the toques, cook up some poutine, unlock your doors and take off to the great white north. And before you ask, no Wolverine still gets no respect. That's not a spoiler, its a Geek Fight. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.