29
Oct
2013

Life After Shrek: Episode 1

Join Christy WookeJosh Vanvalkenburg, and Damon Shaw as they scour the internet for nuggets of truth! What will they find? Tune in and see!

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27
Aug
2013

Geek Fights 168: Best of Britain 2,The Empire Strikes Back

Chris Mitchell got a randy bunch of friends together to do an episode all about his homeland! Join Damon Shaw, and Mike Ortiz as they try and understand the musings of Bunny Summers, Paul V Finch, Neill Mitchell, Marc Stamper and the COO of Geek Fights Europe himself Mr. Chris Mitchell.  I wish you could subtitle a podcast. Chim Chimney Chim Chim Charoooooooo!



Brackets here, PDF and Excel format
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13
Aug
2013

Geek Fights 166: Best Buttchug Beverage


So yeah Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Josh VanValkenberg, Michael Felsher, Christy Wooke, Shauna Reynolds and Veeraj Keshwala spend over 2 hours talking about pouring things isn their butt, hence BEST BUTTCHUG BEVERAGE. They are surprisingly serious and well thought out in their sometimes passionate arguments. This is the entire unedited Skype call for the episode because this kind of gold isn't contained to a geek fight. especially when the sex toy talk starts, and it's not quite what you think

Brackets, PDF and Excel format.
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19
Mar
2013

Geek Fights 145: Best Fictional Product

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It's consumerism gone wrong. Join Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Christy Wooke and Chuck Farrell discuss the BEST FICTIONAL PRODUCT. It's amazing how many of these became real products. You wouldn't think we could find away to be inappropriate but somehow we do.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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25
Dec
2012

Geek Fights 133: Best Santa

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Once a year an elderly fat man in red traverses the globe violating airspace and nearly triggering a nuclear holocaust just to bring toys to mostly undeserving children. You know to cover that much ground he must be either traveling at an incredible velocity, risking massive shockwaves or using some sort of warp technology and risking a wormhole implosion that could suck the entire planet into a black hole. All in all a pretty risky endeavor any way you slice it. Sounds like some sort of thrill seeking adrenaline junkie to me. In honor of that spirit, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Brian Townsend and Josh Vanvalkenburg bring you BEST SANTA.

Ho ho ho.

Stuff your stocking with these lovely holday brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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4
Dec
2012

Geek Fights 130: Best Of Futurama

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Good news everyone, it's time to take a trip to the 31st century with Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Pete Lucas, Yossi Bloch, and Ben McCullough as they take a look at the fine folks of the Planet Express delivery service, in the BEST OF FUTURAMA. Get yourself powered up on booze (or Slurm) and prepare to kiss my shiny metal ass. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

And of course, the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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13
Nov
2012

Geek Fights 127: Best Of Twin Peaks

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Though the darkness of Geek Fights past, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jerad Formby, Dave Gill, Christy Wooke and Kate Valdovinos long to see, the BEST OF TWIN PEAKS episode, Fire walk with me.

The owls are not what they seem. These brackets, however, are. PDF and Excel format.

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16
Oct
2012

Geek Fights 123: Best Of Zombie

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They shuffle and shamble and feed on brains! No not Damon and Mike (that bit never gets old. Not for me anyway) it's the next installment of our Spooky October. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Amin Amat, Kirky Wade and BJ Anderson as the discuss the BEST OF ZOMBIE. We got all kids of dead in here, walking, dawn, day, night of the living, return of the living and more. It's exciting stuff but not exciting enough for Mike apparently.

Brackets as always: PDF and Excel format.

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21
Aug
2012

Geek Fights 115: Old vs. New

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It's geezers vs kids. We take a look at one of the all time big questions, not just for geekdom. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Paul Kowalski, John Champion and Dominic Williams as they do an old stye, no bracket versus episode with OLD VS NEW. It's classics vs young guns. Nostalgia vs newstalgia. Timeless icon vs young upstarts, Tired interpretations vs fresh visions. And yes, there's both Star Wars and Star Trek, and oddly lots of Batman.

No brackets, but here are the fights:

Old Star Wars vs New Star Wars, Dr Who (classic) vs Dr Who (2005-), Communists vs Terrorists, Michael Keaton vs. Christian Bale, Will Smith vs. Wesley Snipes, Disneyland vs Disney World, Old Testament vs New Testament, The Blob (Steve McQueen) v. The Blob (Kevin Dillon), Dawn of the Dead (1978) vs Dawn of the Dead (2004), Cartoon Transformers vs Michael Bay Transformers, Old BSG vs New BSG, Superman: Man of Steel (Byrne) vs Superman Secret Origin (Johns), G.I. Joe (cartoon) v. G.I. Joe (film), Bruce Willis cop vs Jason Bourne, Old Coke vs New Coke, Total Recall (1990) vs Total Recall (2012), Star Trek TOS vs JJ Trek, Sam Raimi Spider-Man vs Marc Webb Spider-Man, Batman & Robin (Kane) vs. The Goddamn Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder (Miller), Peter Jackson vs. George Lucas, GI Joe (1960s) vs GI Joe (1980s), Superman (various) vs Superman, Star Trek TOS vs Star Trek TNG, Sean Connery vs Daniel Craig, The Fly (1958) vs The Fly (1986).

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1
Jul
2012

Geek Fights 108: Best of Canada

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It's time to pay our respects to our neighbors to the north. Journey to the peaceful land that puts a u in color and calls a z a zed. It's time for Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Teras Cassiday, Jeff Slaughter and Rob Worley to discuss the BEST OF CANADA. There's sports, music, beer and comedy. And Shatner. It's also the nicest Geek Fight in a while. So breakout the toques, cook up some poutine, unlock your doors and take off to the great white north.

And before you ask, no Wolverine still gets no respect. That's not a spoiler, its a Geek Fight.

Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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20
May
2012

Geek Fights 102: Best Captain

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They lead us, they guide us, they inspire us. No not Geek Fights, but we sure can talk about them. Join Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Chris MItchell, Christy Wooke and Barry Ingram as they discuss the BEST CAPTAIN. There's starfleet heroes, super soldiers, rock n rollers and even a few explorers. So follow orders and listen in.

Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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6
May
2012

Geek Fights 100: Best of Geek Fights

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They said it couldn't be done. WE said it couldn't be done. It probably shouldn't have been done, but we did it anyway. It's time for our giant-size 100th episode extravaganza! This time up it's another excursion into self indulgence that is BEST OF GEEK FIGHTS! Damon Shaw and Mike Ortiz are here as always, but to do this epic battle they have assembled an army of Geek Fighters! First up, Rob Alden, Janet Nowell, Chuck Farrell, Aj Sinke, Michael Felsher, Karin, Jerad Formby, Allen, Chris Mitchell, Brian Townsend, Jason Grade, Anthony Valenta, Josh VanValkenberg, Jason Thompson, Mike Patanjo, Kirky Wade, Mike Diskin, Greg Blanchard, Tim Nowell, Teras Cassidy, Christy Wooke, Greg Trahan, Barry Ingram, Amin Amat, Maria Cuba, Jerod Batte, Paul Kowalski, Jill Valuet, Gary Tognetti, Melvin Ladera, Kathy Lehman, Joe Cain, Tess Craft, Dominic Williams, Leo Perez, Josh Bradley, Chris Wood, Charity Wood, Crazy Joe and John Champion start us off with 64 of the winners of previous shows, then Damon and Mike are joined by the panel from the very first episode, Pete Lucas, Dave Gill and Juan Patino to finish it up and bring you the top of the top. Who will take it all? Who cares! We all just want to hear crazy logic, childhood ramblings, ferocious spite, angry rants and inappropriate comments. And we get them, just like we have 99 times before!

Thank you all for letting us do this!

Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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17
Apr
2012

Geek Fights Bonus: Live From The Floor At C2E2

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This one was fun I asked creators and fans to define what a superhero is to them. Do the need superpowers? Do they have to wear a costume? Find out here....still soooo tired.

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16
May
2011

Geek Fights 49: Best Whedon Character

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It's one for the Whedonites! Join Jerad Formby, Kathy Lehman, Jill Valuet, Melvin Ladera and Paul Storrie (with a little help from Damon Shaw and Mike Ortiz) as they plunge through pithy dialogue, ass kicking women and pop culture references with the BEST WHEDON CHARACTER. Firefly got no love in Best Spaceship, can Captain Mal reverse things and pound Captain Hammer?  Can Willow work her wild witchery for the win (didn't we use that line before? I don't know, do you think writing this stuff is easy?) Can Echo assume the identity of a winner?  The Whedonverse began with Buffy, will the fight end with her?

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18
Apr
2011

Geek Fights 45: Best Snack Food

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Are you hungry for more Geek Fights? Well you're in luck as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Adam Hegemeir, Karin, Thomas Coulton and Jason Thompson serve up a delicious helping of BEST SNACK FOOD. We all scream for ice cream, but will we vote for it? Will White Castle's slide through the brackets the way they slide through your body. Will pizza deliver? What is the best use of peanut butter, in a PBJ, on a spoon or in a Reese's Peanut Butter cup? And seriously, do carrot sticks stand a chance with a panel full of geeks?

Bon appetit!

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16
Apr
2011

Geek Fights Bonus: Best Snack Food Brackets

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM! It's time to gobble up the BEST SNACK FOOD. Chow on these brackets until monday!

PDF and Excel format.