Episodes
Wednesday Jun 27, 2012
Michael (Evil Mike) saw Brave!
Wednesday Jun 27, 2012
Wednesday Jun 27, 2012
Michael saw Brave! There are slight spoilers and of course Michael yells about something.
Monday Jun 18, 2012
Geek Fights 106: Best of Batman
Monday Jun 18, 2012
Monday Jun 18, 2012
Meanwhile at stately Wayne manor ZAP! Join us as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Dave Gill, Chad Derdowski and Metaworld Chuck Farrell answer the Bat Signal to discuss the BEST OF BATMAN. POW! Its a caped crusader love fest of crazy gadgets, classic characters, hot wheels and iconic performances. BLAM! Theres lots of homoerotic subtext (in the discussion and between panelists, but strangely not Damon and Mike this time) and lots of interrupting and rambling and even an arranged marriage. But what is the brightest light from the dark knight? Well tune in same bat time, same bat podcast. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Sunday Jun 10, 2012
Michael (Evil Mike) saw Madagascar 3! Wait he what?
Sunday Jun 10, 2012
Sunday Jun 10, 2012
Because Christy asked for it...Michael saw Madagascar 3! There are spoilers ahead so strap in and enjoy the tones of Evil Mike!
Monday Jun 04, 2012
Geek Fights 104: Best Mike
Monday Jun 04, 2012
Monday Jun 04, 2012
Yeah this has got to be our strangest topic ever. 32 Mike or Michaels, with 4 on the panel. Damon (Mike) Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Mike Diskin and Mike Patanjo discuss the BEST MIKE (OR MICHAEL). Who came up with this? Seriously has anyone ever had this discussion. Has anyone ever asked "Hmm I wonder who the best guy named Mike is?" Do you realize it's consistently one of the top male names in the U.S. It was number one from 1961 to 1998. then it dropped to number 2 from 1999 to 2008 after Jacob. It dropped out of the top 5 only in 2012 for the first time since 1948. It's a common name so it's no wonder there are a lot on our show, and a lot in popular culture. A lot more than Jayden will be, or Noah, seriously how did they bump Michael out of the top 5. Parents are stupid these days. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday May 21, 2012
Geek Fights 102: Best Captain
Monday May 21, 2012
Monday May 21, 2012
They lead us, they guide us, they inspire us. No not Geek Fights, but we sure can talk about them. Join Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Chris MItchell, Christy Wooke and Barry Ingram as they discuss the BEST CAPTAIN. There's starfleet heroes, super soldiers, rock n rollers and even a few explorers. So follow orders and listen in. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday May 14, 2012
Geek Fights 101: Best Fictional Musical Act
Monday May 14, 2012
Monday May 14, 2012
Geek Fights rocks out with our socks out as Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Jerad Formby, Chuck Farrell and Chris Fiore bring you BEST FICTIONAL MUSICAL ACT. It's all part of our rock n roll fantasy as we give real love to the best in fake bands. Rocking rocket scientists and sexy kittens sign up for the battle of the bands against musical muppets and fab foursomes. Whether you are on a mission from god or a mission from Cobra, yours will go to eleven, when you experience sexual magic. Keep on rocking' in the free world. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday May 07, 2012
Geek Fights 100: Best of Geek Fights
Monday May 07, 2012
Monday May 07, 2012
They said it couldn't be done. WE said it couldn't be done. It probably shouldn't have been done, but we did it anyway. It's time for our giant-size 100th episode extravaganza! This time up it's another excursion into self indulgence that is BEST OF GEEK FIGHTS! Damon Shaw and Mike Ortiz are here as always, but to do this epic battle they have assembled an army of Geek Fighters! First up, Rob Alden, Janet Nowell, Chuck Farrell, Aj Sinke, Michael Felsher, Karin, Jerad Formby, Allen, Chris Mitchell, Brian Townsend, Jason Grade, Anthony Valenta, Josh VanValkenberg, Jason Thompson, Mike Patanjo, Kirky Wade, Mike Diskin, Greg Blanchard, Tim Nowell, Teras Cassidy, Christy Wooke, Greg Trahan, Barry Ingram, Amin Amat, Maria Cuba, Jerod Batte, Paul Kowalski, Jill Valuet, Gary Tognetti, Melvin Ladera, Kathy Lehman, Joe Cain, Tess Craft, Dominic Williams, Leo Perez, Josh Bradley, Chris Wood, Charity Wood, Crazy Joe and John Champion start us off with 64 of the winners of previous shows, then Damon and Mike are joined by the panel from the very first episode, Pete Lucas, Dave Gill and Juan Patino to finish it up and bring you the top of the top. Who will take it all? Who cares! We all just want to hear crazy logic, childhood ramblings, ferocious spite, angry rants and inappropriate comments. And we get them, just like we have 99 times before! Thank you all for letting us do this! Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday Apr 30, 2012
Geek Fights 99: Best Sidekick 2, the Wrath of Juan
Monday Apr 30, 2012
Monday Apr 30, 2012
We go back to the well to one of our very first topics. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Oritz, Juan Patino, Dominic Williams and Mike Patanjo as they revisit the top second bananas with BEST SIDEKICK 2 THE WRATH OF JUAN, although Juan isn't very wrathful, at least I don't think he is, it's hard to tell. Some of the top sidekicks from last time around make strong showings despite a different panel and a different list, but Mike really doesn't. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday Apr 23, 2012
Geek Fights 98: Best Female Superhero
Monday Apr 23, 2012
Monday Apr 23, 2012
Ok, we didn't learn our lesson last year. Here is this year's C2E2 episode recorded with everyone in the same room. It's drunker, it's more chaotic, but it sounds waaaaay better. It's amazing how good real microphones sound compared to a built in speaker on a laptop. Seriously, go back and listen to last years episode. We're always striving to bring you the best even when drunk. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Brian Townsend, Tess Craft, Kathy Lehman and Joe Cain as the do the BEST FEMALE SUPERHERO. There's lots of arguing and lots of talking over each other. We had a good time doing it, but I'm not promising you'll have a good time listening. Seriously this is not a good idea for a drinking game. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Wednesday Apr 18, 2012
Geek Fights Bonus: Live From The Floor At C2E2
Wednesday Apr 18, 2012
Wednesday Apr 18, 2012
This one was fun I asked creators and fans to define what a superhero is to them. Do the need superpowers? Do they have to wear a costume? Find out here....still soooo tired.
Monday Mar 26, 2012
Geek Fights 94: Best Musical
Monday Mar 26, 2012
Monday Mar 26, 2012
Sometime ya gotta sing, sometime ya gotta dance, sometimes ya gotta sit and listen to a bunch of people talking about another bunch of people who are singing and dancing. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Melvin Ladera, Dave Gill, Jill Valuet and Lynn Wheeler (a.k.a. Damon's mom) as the debate the BEST MUSICAL. It's got old standards, new hits and personal favorites. And it has Damon's mom. Mike only talks a little and we find out about Damon's short lived career in the theatre. And it has Damon's mom. Jill still holds a grudge about the "Once More With Feeling" not winning Best Buffy Episode. And it has Damon's mom. Did I mention Damon's mom? Here is a link to find some of this stuff on Amazon. here are the brackets in case Damon's mom wants to download them. PDF and Excel format.
Monday Mar 12, 2012
Geek Fights 92: Most Mediocre Star Trek Episode
Monday Mar 12, 2012
Monday Mar 12, 2012
Monday Feb 06, 2012
Geek Fights 87: Best Detective
Monday Feb 06, 2012
Monday Feb 06, 2012
The games afoot! Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Barry Ingram, Brian Townsend and Lauren Becker follow the clues to deduce the winner of BEST DETECTIVE! The monkey love is strong, but not so much for old white women. It's a hodgepodge of gumshoes, super sleuths and TV nostalgia. Its Damon in the conservatory with a Geek Fight. Here are the brackets, PDF and Excel format.
Monday Jan 30, 2012
Geek Fights 86: Best Comic Book Creator
Monday Jan 30, 2012
Monday Jan 30, 2012
You know those geek fights where weird things happen and space unicorns and mummified sphincters get all the love? Well this isn't one of those. Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Dominic Williams, Kerstan Szczepanski and Chuck Farrell, keep it real with BEST COMIC BOOK CREATOR! It's a three hour tour of the very best of those who weave four color fantasies. And for the first time in a long time we get it totally right! Edit: We also live up to our tag! "Intelligent discussion of inane topics" -D Here are the brackets, PDF and Excel format.
Thursday Jan 26, 2012
Geek Fights 85B: Best South Park Episode Part 2
Thursday Jan 26, 2012
Thursday Jan 26, 2012
In the thrilling conclusion to the epic 2 part BEST SOUTH PARK EPISODE, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Greg Trahan, Michael Felsher, Jerad Formby and Pete Lucas continue the debate until a winner is crowned. Michael gets far less upset, and everyone is a little more offensive. Here are the brackets for part 1, PDF and Excel format.
Monday Jan 23, 2012
Geek Fights 85A: Best South Park Episode Part 1
Monday Jan 23, 2012
Monday Jan 23, 2012
Come on down to South Park and have yourself a ball with Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Greg Trahan, Michael Felsher, Jerad Formby and Pete Lucas as they tackle the epic BEST SOUTH PARK EPISODE. this show is so big we had to break it up into 2 parts! In the first installment, hear Michael get really pissed! Part 2 in 2 days! Here are the brackets for part 1, PDF and Excel format.
Wednesday Jan 11, 2012
Geek Fights 83.1: Best Geek Movie UNCUT
Wednesday Jan 11, 2012
Wednesday Jan 11, 2012
You asked for it (no you didn't) and now you got it! The unedited version of BEST GEEK MOVIE. treat yourself to even more Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, John Champion, Michael Felsher and Barry Ingram with the entire recorded Skype call from beginning to end with all the stuff you never get to hear (and the stuff you have already heard). Apologies to West Virginia. New material up to 14:08, then from 1:05:44 to 1:06:11 and again from 2:17:50 on. Here are the brackets, same as before. PDF and Excel format.
Friday Dec 23, 2011
Geek Fights Remastered: Best Holiday Special or Movie
Friday Dec 23, 2011
Friday Dec 23, 2011
We've gotta little gift for you from our own Allen, presenting his very first appearance, in the BEST HOLIDAY SPECIAL OR MOVIE along with Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Tess Craft and Kathy Lehman. Completely remastered with a little extra thrown in. You know maybe this should be the Geek Fights Holiday Special. A new annual tradition. If Charlie Brown, Rudolph, Grinch and the rest, why not us? Yes the same special every year. Maybe something new, maybe not, every year as long as we do the show, you get this. Again and again. Every year. Until you finally root for the Grynch at the end, and wish someone would just set that damn raggety tree on fire just so it stops. Make it stop. Please. Have a wonderful insert whatever winter holiday you choose. Im going with Life Day. Here are the bracketsPDF and Excel format.
Monday Dec 12, 2011
Geek Fights 79: Best Ape
Monday Dec 12, 2011
Monday Dec 12, 2011
This time up, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Jason Grade and Josh Van Valkenburg take a few steps down (up?) the evolutionary chain in BEST APE! It's a simian smorgasbord with chimp mauling, racial allegories "what else are you gonna call a monkey?", robot space dogs, oral sex from fat hairy gay men and Mike's empty childhood. This monkey is so good you'll want to shock it and spank it! Here are the brackets PDF and Excel format.
Monday Dec 05, 2011
Geek Fights 78: Best Alien
Monday Dec 05, 2011
Monday Dec 05, 2011
Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Chris Wood and Teras Cassiday as they discuss the BEST ALIEN. You know last time out I didn't do one of these little synopsis things because it was just too crazy. But you know what, I liked not having to write that stuff so I think from here on out I'll just blab a bit about the episode. This one is much different from last weeks, and we actually have a normal rather predictable outcome. Still good, though. Here are the brackets PDF and Excel format.