Episodes
Tuesday Aug 27, 2013
Geek Fights 168: Best of Britain 2,The Empire Strikes Back
Tuesday Aug 27, 2013
Tuesday Aug 27, 2013
Chris Mitchell got a randy bunch of friends together to do an episode all about his homeland! Join Damon Shaw, and Mike Ortiz as they try and understand the musings of Bunny Summers, Paul V Finch, Neill Mitchell, Marc Stamper and the COO of Geek Fights Europe himself Mr. Chris Mitchell. I wish you could subtitle a podcast. Chim Chimney Chim Chim Charoooooooo!
Tuesday Jul 30, 2013
Geek Fights 164: Marvel vs DC Finale
Tuesday Jul 30, 2013
Tuesday Jul 30, 2013
Tuesday May 28, 2013
Geek Fights 155: Unknown
Tuesday May 28, 2013
Tuesday May 28, 2013
Tuesday May 14, 2013
Geek Fights 153: Best Director
Tuesday May 14, 2013
Tuesday May 14, 2013
ACTION! It's time to celebrate the kings of cinema as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Christy Wooke, Greg Blanchard, Jeremy Sacher and Paul Kowalksi bring you the BEST DIRECTOR. From thrill-makers to surrealists, box office titans to arthouse darlings, these visionaries have crossed genres, decades and languages to make us, laugh, cry, rage, think and just plain marvel at the magic of movies. CUT! THAT'S A WRAP! Brackets don't seem to be working at the moment.
Tuesday Apr 02, 2013
Geek Fights 147: Number 1 Badass
Tuesday Apr 02, 2013
Tuesday Apr 02, 2013
Who's bad? Well certainly not Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Josh VanValkenburg and Leo Perez, but they can certainly talk about the NUMBER 1 BADASS. Listen in for what turns out to be probably the most educational episode of Geek Fights ever. Find out who kicks ass, who taps ass and who is just plain bad ass. And we warned you about goatse repeatedly. If you look, it's your own fault. Bad ass brackets! PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Feb 26, 2013
Geek Fights 142: Video Game Character Showdown
Tuesday Feb 26, 2013
Tuesday Feb 26, 2013
I don't know sh!t about video games, but Damon Shaw, Jason Grade, Chris Mitchell, Dan Janes and of course Josh Month's own Josh VanValkenburg do, and if you listen, you will too. Oh yeah, Mike Ortiz is there but only for a second. I'd try some bits and bytes jokes here, maybe some pac man eating comments, or some "why is Batman here, don't we have enough Batman, he had his own episode a year ago" yadda yadda yadda, but I'm short on time this week, sorry! Brackets. PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Feb 12, 2013
Geek Fights 140 Best 80s Action Movie
Tuesday Feb 12, 2013
Tuesday Feb 12, 2013
No skinny ties or leg warmers here, we go back in time man style! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Mike Diskin, Benjamin Mcculloch, and the star of Josh Month, Josh VanValkenburg as the discuss the BEST 80S ACTION MOVIE. It's all homoerotic subtext, body counts, one liners and Arnold. Lots of Arnold. WWJCVDD? He would listen! Here's the song from the break: here's the song from the outro Brackets. PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Jan 29, 2013
Geek Fights 138: Star Wars Vs. Star Trek Again
Tuesday Jan 29, 2013
Tuesday Jan 29, 2013
Tuesday Jan 22, 2013
Geek Fights 137: Best 3rd Movie
Tuesday Jan 22, 2013
Tuesday Jan 22, 2013
They often suck, on rare occasions they are the best, but usually the best you can hope for is its not as bad as the last one. We aren't talking about our episodes, we are talking about the BEST 3RD MOVIE. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Josh Bradley, Rudy Schuepbach and Pete Trudgeon for an episode with that heaps far too much praise on Teen Witch, which is not even a third movie. Brackets are here: PDF and Excel format.
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
Chris Reads Volume 4: The Unabomber Manifesto & More
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
This one is Mike's fault. Ted Kaczynski was a nut. Not the crazy tin foil hat wearing ranting nut, that's fun, but rather a dry, intelligent, academic nut and his manifesto is no different. A thoughtful critique of Industrial Society and Its Future. A deep well thought out, well written dissertation on the economic and social issues of our time that contains many interesting points and a call for change. He then supports it by blowing sh!t up and killing people. Way to Teddy. Listen all the way though, Chris then reads some excellent poetry at the end. He is a sexy man indeed. Please send in some more stuff for Chris to read so he doesn't have to read things like this. I'm sure just posting it got us on a Government watch list, and you are probably on one now just for downloading it. Chris isn't, because he's in the UK. They have cameras everywhere. They're being watched all the time.
Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
Geek Fights 132: Indy Comics Showdown
Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
We've done Marvel, we've done DC, now we turn take a look at the big guns of the little guys. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jason Thompson, Chris Fiore and Jeremy Sacher as they give you the INDY COMICS SHOWDOWN. It's strange blend of Superman knockoffs, funny animals, murderous children, cops, barbarians and a vampire. And a bunch are Robert Kirkman creations, but none are Battle Pope. Heres that URL for the indy comics Cantankerous Kickstarter project. The brackets are not independent. they are quite dependent. On you!: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Nov 27, 2012
Geek Fights 129: Best Fight
Tuesday Nov 27, 2012
Tuesday Nov 27, 2012
LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMBLEEE! Get ready as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Juan Patino, Anthony and Dan Janes duke it out on BEST FIGHT! Now on Geek Fights, EVERY fight is the best fight, but these are the best of the best. Titanic slugfests from comics, TV and movies. It's got battling robots, ninjas, jedis, unresolved daddy issues, a ton of superman, and a dude punching himself in the face. And it's about Mike fighting everyones childhood. Again. And of course, the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Sep 11, 2012
Geek Fights 118: Best Fictional Athlete
Tuesday Sep 11, 2012
Tuesday Sep 11, 2012
Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sport… the thrill of victory… and the agony of defeat… the human drama of athletic competition… this is Geek Fights. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Jeff Gunter and Kirky Wade as they discuss the BEST FICTIONAL ATHLETE. This time for real. No fake outs. Sweep the leg. Run Forest run. Eye of the tiger. We all know magic is for f*gs. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Aug 28, 2012
Geek Fights 116: Best Mentor
Tuesday Aug 28, 2012
Tuesday Aug 28, 2012
They are teachers, guides, masters and trainers. Not Geeks Fights. We will not help you on your journey. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jill Valuet, Maria Cuba and Ben McCullough as they discuss the BEST MENTOR. Yes Mike put himself on the list again. There's words of wisdom aplenty, people get all teary, and for some reason Bane shows up. I'm not sure why. He's not a mentor. I guess he is Geek Fights' reckoning. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Monday Jun 04, 2012
Geek Fights 104: Best Mike
Monday Jun 04, 2012
Monday Jun 04, 2012
Yeah this has got to be our strangest topic ever. 32 Mike or Michaels, with 4 on the panel. Damon (Mike) Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Mike Diskin and Mike Patanjo discuss the BEST MIKE (OR MICHAEL). Who came up with this? Seriously has anyone ever had this discussion. Has anyone ever asked "Hmm I wonder who the best guy named Mike is?" Do you realize it's consistently one of the top male names in the U.S. It was number one from 1961 to 1998. then it dropped to number 2 from 1999 to 2008 after Jacob. It dropped out of the top 5 only in 2012 for the first time since 1948. It's a common name so it's no wonder there are a lot on our show, and a lot in popular culture. A lot more than Jayden will be, or Noah, seriously how did they bump Michael out of the top 5. Parents are stupid these days. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday May 14, 2012
Geek Fights 101: Best Fictional Musical Act
Monday May 14, 2012
Monday May 14, 2012
Geek Fights rocks out with our socks out as Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Jerad Formby, Chuck Farrell and Chris Fiore bring you BEST FICTIONAL MUSICAL ACT. It's all part of our rock n roll fantasy as we give real love to the best in fake bands. Rocking rocket scientists and sexy kittens sign up for the battle of the bands against musical muppets and fab foursomes. Whether you are on a mission from god or a mission from Cobra, yours will go to eleven, when you experience sexual magic. Keep on rocking' in the free world. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday May 07, 2012
Geek Fights 100: Best of Geek Fights
Monday May 07, 2012
Monday May 07, 2012
They said it couldn't be done. WE said it couldn't be done. It probably shouldn't have been done, but we did it anyway. It's time for our giant-size 100th episode extravaganza! This time up it's another excursion into self indulgence that is BEST OF GEEK FIGHTS! Damon Shaw and Mike Ortiz are here as always, but to do this epic battle they have assembled an army of Geek Fighters! First up, Rob Alden, Janet Nowell, Chuck Farrell, Aj Sinke, Michael Felsher, Karin, Jerad Formby, Allen, Chris Mitchell, Brian Townsend, Jason Grade, Anthony Valenta, Josh VanValkenberg, Jason Thompson, Mike Patanjo, Kirky Wade, Mike Diskin, Greg Blanchard, Tim Nowell, Teras Cassidy, Christy Wooke, Greg Trahan, Barry Ingram, Amin Amat, Maria Cuba, Jerod Batte, Paul Kowalski, Jill Valuet, Gary Tognetti, Melvin Ladera, Kathy Lehman, Joe Cain, Tess Craft, Dominic Williams, Leo Perez, Josh Bradley, Chris Wood, Charity Wood, Crazy Joe and John Champion start us off with 64 of the winners of previous shows, then Damon and Mike are joined by the panel from the very first episode, Pete Lucas, Dave Gill and Juan Patino to finish it up and bring you the top of the top. Who will take it all? Who cares! We all just want to hear crazy logic, childhood ramblings, ferocious spite, angry rants and inappropriate comments. And we get them, just like we have 99 times before! Thank you all for letting us do this! Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday Apr 30, 2012
Geek Fights 99: Best Sidekick 2, the Wrath of Juan
Monday Apr 30, 2012
Monday Apr 30, 2012
We go back to the well to one of our very first topics. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Oritz, Juan Patino, Dominic Williams and Mike Patanjo as they revisit the top second bananas with BEST SIDEKICK 2 THE WRATH OF JUAN, although Juan isn't very wrathful, at least I don't think he is, it's hard to tell. Some of the top sidekicks from last time around make strong showings despite a different panel and a different list, but Mike really doesn't. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday Apr 23, 2012
Geek Fights 98: Best Female Superhero
Monday Apr 23, 2012
Monday Apr 23, 2012
Ok, we didn't learn our lesson last year. Here is this year's C2E2 episode recorded with everyone in the same room. It's drunker, it's more chaotic, but it sounds waaaaay better. It's amazing how good real microphones sound compared to a built in speaker on a laptop. Seriously, go back and listen to last years episode. We're always striving to bring you the best even when drunk. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Brian Townsend, Tess Craft, Kathy Lehman and Joe Cain as the do the BEST FEMALE SUPERHERO. There's lots of arguing and lots of talking over each other. We had a good time doing it, but I'm not promising you'll have a good time listening. Seriously this is not a good idea for a drinking game. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Wednesday Apr 18, 2012
Geek Fights Bonus: Live From The Floor At C2E2
Wednesday Apr 18, 2012
Wednesday Apr 18, 2012
This one was fun I asked creators and fans to define what a superhero is to them. Do the need superpowers? Do they have to wear a costume? Find out here....still soooo tired.