27
Feb
2015

Geek Fights 249: Best Devil

Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Josh VanValkenburg and Christy Wooke and they dance with the devil by the pale moonlight. 

Not all of them are gems folks.
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3
Dec
2013

Moonwalker Commentary

Join Damon Shaw, Chris Mitchell and Anthony Valenta as they provide commentary over Michael Jackson's Moonwalker. Yes THAT Michael Jackson's Moonwalker. Really. I'm not sure why either. Just listen, it's gotta be better than last weeks episode right?

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22
Oct
2013

Geek Fights 42: Han Solo vs Indiana Jones

Here you go, the fake lost episode. No brackets, just a short list of topics to discuss. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Dave Gill, Juan Patino, and the always entertaining Michael Felsher as they debate the supremacy of Harrison Ford's (and George Lucas') most iconic and influential Geek characters. Who is better? Listen and find out. 

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25
Sep
2013

Into Trekness II: The Wrath of Harrison

Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chris Mitchell and Michael Felsher as they share their thoughts during a commentary and discussion of the most successful and controversial Star Trek movie to date, Star Trek Into Darkness. The fan community has been divided by this movie, with much of the conversation dominated by critics of the movie. We present a counter view, focusing on the strengths of the movie as a reminider that geeks do not all think with one Borg-like mind.


IDIC bitches.
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16
Jul
2013

Geek Fights 162: Best Friends Episode



Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Greg Blanchard and BJ Anderson discuss the BEST FRIENDS EPISODE. This episode was Michael's idea and he's decidedly unfriendly so go figure. At least it's the shortest episode in years after last week's marathon show. I guess Friends fans arent as long winded as Trek fans.

PDF and Excel format.


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2
Jul
2013

Geek Fights 160: Best Fictional Lawyer

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Have you recently been injured in a slip and fall Geek Fight? If so you may be eligible to receive millions. Contact the legal team at Shaw, Ortiz, Farrell, Wade and Patanjo. They will object, motion to dismiss, approach the bench and all the other stuff you see in movies, TV, books, comics etc. While they are at it, they may even talk about the BEST FICTIONAL LAWYER. Listen in or be held in contempt!

Exhibit A: PDF. Exhibit B Excel format.

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11
Jun
2013

Geek Fights 157: Best of Superman

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Faster than a speeding Damon Shaw! More powerful than a Mike Ortiz! Able to leap tall Brian Townsend at a single bound! Look! Up in the sky! It's Jason Thomson! It's Chuck Farrel! Its Greg Trahan! It's BEST OF SUPERMAN!... Yes, it's BEST OF SUPERMAN ... strange visitor from another podcast who came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men! BEST OF SUPERMAN ... who can change the course of mighty geek spite, bend geek logic in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and Geek Fights!

Brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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10
Jun
2013

Unnamed Superman Podcast 4

The Unnamed Superman Podcast returns! As we await this weeks release of the Man of Steel, we present Damon Shaw, Chris Mitchell and Mike Ortiz doing a commentary for the Director's Cut of Superman the Movie. There's some audio echo on damon and Chris, but Mike sounds fine and he does a lot of the talking. He really dig the movie too much and knows way too much about it!

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14
May
2013

Geek Fights 153: Best Director

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ACTION! It's time to celebrate the kings of cinema as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Christy Wooke, Greg Blanchard, Jeremy Sacher and Paul Kowalksi bring you the BEST DIRECTOR. From thrill-makers to surrealists, box office titans to arthouse darlings, these visionaries have crossed genres, decades and languages to make us, laugh, cry, rage, think and just plain marvel at the magic of movies.

CUT! THAT'S A WRAP!

Brackets don't seem to be working at the moment.

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7
May
2013

Geek Fights 152: Best Sci-fi/Fantasy TV Show - C2E2 Drunk Show

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On the off chance, that the idea of listening to us get together in one room and get drunk while we record still appeals to you after the previous two C2E2 shows, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Christy Wooke, Jerad Formby, Karin, Dave Gill, Tess Craft, Kathy Lehman, (spoiler alert) Anne Geyer, Allen (via Skype) and the incredibly handsome Matt do their best to make sure you never do again. Its less hate crime-y than before, but also somehow less coherent. The first half isnt too bad, but clearly the sharing of the microphone and the random choices (man there is some crappy shows on this list) and the booze and the brownies all lead to a hot mess by the end. It doesn't really even end, which is ironic as it probably should never have begun.

Brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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8
Apr
2013

Geek Fights 148: Best Of The X-Files

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Aliens, monsters, freaks, paranoid weirdos and deliberate obfuscation of the truth. Yep it's time for Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Dave Gill and Josh Perrigo.

Oh yeah they are talking about the BEST OF THE X-FILES.

The truth is in here! PDF and Excel format.

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5
Mar
2013

Geek Fights 143 Best Doctor

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What's up Doc? Geek Fights has the cure for all that ails you, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Christy Wooke and Chuck Farrell grab your balls and tell you to cough with BEST DOCTOR. From quacks to Timelords, from dentists to despots these doctors know how to operate!

Take 2 brackets and call me in the morning. STAT! PDF and Excel format.

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29
Jan
2013

Geek Fights 138: Star Wars Vs. Star Trek Again

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Yeah Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Chris Wood and Dave Gill did it again. Another STAR WARS VS. STAR TREK. Yet again. This time it's different though, I promise. Really. We all know how J.J. Abrams would vote on this one!

Brackets, Sort of... PDF and Excel format.

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22
Jan
2013

Geek Fights 137: Best 3rd Movie

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They often suck, on rare occasions they are the best, but usually the best you can hope for is its not as bad as the last one. We aren't talking about our episodes, we are talking about the BEST 3RD MOVIE. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Josh Bradley, Rudy Schuepbach and Pete Trudgeon for an episode with that heaps far too much praise on Teen Witch, which is not even a third movie.

Brackets are here: PDF and Excel format.

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21
Jan
2013

Chris Reads Volume 7: A Very Special Song

Chris reads a very special song. Which song? Listen and find out!

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12
Jan
2013

Chris Reads Superman

As part of our 2013 Superman Celebration, our very own Chris Mitchell continues his Chris Reads episodes with an all Superman installment. This time out Chris reads some classic scenes from some classic movies. And don't forget to check out the videos:

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8
Jan
2013

Geek Fights 135: Mustaches vs Beards

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It's time for a fabulous-fun-filled-facial-follicle-frenzy-full_of-Fuzzy-fellas! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Christy Wooke and special guest stars Michael Felsher & the Soundboard players as they discuss MUSTACHES VS BEARDS! From pencil thin lip caterpillars to full on flowing chin manes we look at the best in facial hair. It may be the most diverse list too, with theres a wizard, a Jedi, some rock stars, a philosopher, commie, fascist and alien tyrants and lots of very manly men. Sure this might have been better in November, but we just thought of it a couple weeks back during Indy Comics Showdown and we couldn't wait.

Here are your brackets: PDF and Excel format.

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24
Dec
2012

Geek Fights Bonus: Best Holiday Special Or Movie Remastered With Commentary

So last year I said we were going to keep releasing out original BEST HOLIDAY SPECIAL OR MOVIE every year, over and over again until you get sick of it, just like all the great holiday specials, and yep we're doing it. But last year we remastered it and added a little bonus material, this year we are presenting the first ever commentary track on one of our episodes. Its Mike Ortiz talking over Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Kathy Lehman, Tess Craft and Allen in his very first Geek Fights appearance. So what will we do to the show next year? Well you are just gonna have to wait a year to find out!

You can listen to the original holiday special here.

Yoou can listen to the remastered one here.

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22
Dec
2012

Chris Reads Volume 4A: Green Eggs & Ham

To help cleanse the pallet of the manifesto he just read, Chris reads a true classic. Green Eggs & Ham by Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr Seuss. It is one of the most beloved books of all time. First published in 1960, its is the 4th best selling english language children's book ever. Even Mike read it during the childhood he didn't have. It's a wonderful fanciful story brought to life by a wonderful fanciful man. Thanks Chris! This is the kind of stuff Chris Reads should be doing. This and erotic slash fiction between Damon and various fictional characters. Seriously where is the Damon/Samwise porn? Maybe combine it with this one.

I would not lick them here or there. I would not lick them anywhere. I would not lick Damon's balls and shaft. I do not like them, Samwise-I-laughed.

Come on someone finish that...

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22
Dec
2012

Chris Reads Volume 4: The Unabomber Manifesto & More

This one is Mike's fault. Ted Kaczynski was a nut. Not the crazy tin foil hat wearing ranting nut, that's fun, but rather a dry, intelligent, academic nut and his manifesto is no different. A thoughtful critique of Industrial Society and Its Future. A deep well thought out, well written dissertation on the economic and social issues of our time that contains many interesting points and a call for change. He then supports it by blowing sh!t up and killing people. Way to Teddy.

Listen all the way though, Chris then reads some excellent poetry at the end. He is a sexy man indeed.

Please send in some more stuff for Chris to read so he doesn't have to read things like this. I'm sure just posting it got us on a Government watch list, and you are probably on one now just for downloading it. Chris isn't, because he's in the UK. They have cameras everywhere. They're being watched all the time.

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