Geek Fights

Geek Fights From The Vault: Smallville Season 1

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, It's a plane, It's a bonus episode! This time it's one from the vaults, as Damon Shaw and Mike Ortiz give us their thoughts on Smallville season 1. This was recorded last year and never released. But we want to give you tons of extra content as we approach our 2 year anniversary. So we dusted it off and here you go. We watched the entire season, and talk about each episode and rate them. It's something a little different, we hope you enjoy it!

Geek Fights 104: Best Mike

Yeah this has got to be our strangest topic ever. 32 Mike or Michaels, with 4 on the panel. Damon (Mike) Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Mike Diskin and Mike Patanjo discuss the BEST MIKE (OR MICHAEL). Who came up with this? Seriously has anyone ever had this discussion. Has anyone ever asked "Hmm I wonder who the best guy named Mike is?" Do you realize it's consistently one of the top male names in the U.S. It was number one from 1961 to 1998. then it dropped to number 2 from 1999 to 2008 after Jacob. It dropped out of the top 5 only in 2012 for the first time since 1948. It's a common name so it's no wonder there are a lot on our show, and a lot in popular culture. A lot more than Jayden will be, or Noah, seriously how did they bump Michael out of the top 5. Parents are stupid these days. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

Geek Fights 103: Best Sketch Comedy Show

im Rick James bitch! We are two wild and crazy guys! Take off eh! Two snaps in a circle. Silly walks. I'm crushing your head. Schwing! Tuvok never gets home. I'm gonna dip my balls in it. Here come the judge. It's scaaaary! No one expects the spanish inquisition. Temp! Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Dominic Williams, Anthony, Jason Knize, BEST SKETCH COMEDY SHOW Is Geek Fights gonna have to choke a bitch? Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

Geek Fights 102: Best Captain

They lead us, they guide us, they inspire us. No not Geek Fights, but we sure can talk about them. Join Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Chris MItchell, Christy Wooke and Barry Ingram as they discuss the BEST CAPTAIN. There's starfleet heroes, super soldiers, rock n rollers and even a few explorers. So follow orders and listen in. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

Geek Fights 101: Best Fictional Musical Act

Geek Fights rocks out with our socks out as Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Jerad Formby, Chuck Farrell and Chris Fiore bring you BEST FICTIONAL MUSICAL ACT. It's all part of our rock n roll fantasy as we give real love to the best in fake bands. Rocking rocket scientists and sexy kittens sign up for the battle of the bands against musical muppets and fab foursomes. Whether you are on a mission from god or a mission from Cobra, yours will go to eleven, when you experience sexual magic. Keep on rocking' in the free world. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

Geek Fights Bonus: Star Trek III Commentary

It's a special bonus podcast. Geek Fights was recently on the Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy podcast to join them on a commentary for Star Trek III: The Search For Spock. Join Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Josh Bradley, Justin Bradley, Michael Felsher and Allen as they talk while watching the movie. If it was happening in your living room it would be annoying. On the internet it's fun. Check out the Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy here.

Geek Fights 100: Best of Geek Fights

They said it couldn't be done. WE said it couldn't be done. It probably shouldn't have been done, but we did it anyway. It's time for our giant-size 100th episode extravaganza! This time up it's another excursion into self indulgence that is BEST OF GEEK FIGHTS! Damon Shaw and Mike Ortiz are here as always, but to do this epic battle they have assembled an army of Geek Fighters! First up, Rob Alden, Janet Nowell, Chuck Farrell, Aj Sinke, Michael Felsher, Karin, Jerad Formby, Allen, Chris Mitchell, Brian Townsend, Jason Grade, Anthony Valenta, Josh VanValkenberg, Jason Thompson, Mike Patanjo, Kirky Wade, Mike Diskin, Greg Blanchard, Tim Nowell, Teras Cassidy, Christy Wooke, Greg Trahan, Barry Ingram, Amin Amat, Maria Cuba, Jerod Batte, Paul Kowalski, Jill Valuet, Gary Tognetti, Melvin Ladera, Kathy Lehman, Joe Cain, Tess Craft, Dominic Williams, Leo Perez, Josh Bradley, Chris Wood, Charity Wood, Crazy Joe and John Champion start us off with 64 of the winners of previous shows, then Damon and Mike are joined by the panel from the very first episode, Pete Lucas, Dave Gill and Juan Patino to finish it up and bring you the top of the top. Who will take it all? Who cares! We all just want to hear crazy logic, childhood ramblings, ferocious spite, angry rants and inappropriate comments. And we get them, just like we have 99 times before! Thank you all for letting us do this! Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

Geek Fights 99: Best Sidekick 2, the Wrath of Juan

We go back to the well to one of our very first topics. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Oritz, Juan Patino, Dominic Williams and Mike Patanjo as they revisit the top second bananas with BEST SIDEKICK 2 THE WRATH OF JUAN, although Juan isn't very wrathful, at least I don't think he is, it's hard to tell. Some of the top sidekicks from last time around make strong showings despite a different panel and a different list, but Mike really doesn't. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

Chris Mitchell saw Avengers!

Chris is lucky enough to live across the pond and he got to see Marvel's Avengers a whole week before us! His review is mostly spoiler free if you have watched the trailers nothing more than that will be spoiled. Enjoy!

Geek Fights 98: Best Female Superhero

Ok, we didn't learn our lesson last year. Here is this year's C2E2 episode recorded with everyone in the same room. It's drunker, it's more chaotic, but it sounds waaaaay better. It's amazing how good real microphones sound compared to a built in speaker on a laptop. Seriously, go back and listen to last years episode. We're always striving to bring you the best even when drunk. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Brian Townsend, Tess Craft, Kathy Lehman and Joe Cain as the do the BEST FEMALE SUPERHERO. There's lots of arguing and lots of talking over each other. We had a good time doing it, but I'm not promising you'll have a good time listening. Seriously this is not a good idea for a drinking game. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

Geek Fights Bonus: Live From The Floor At C2E2

This one was fun I asked creators and fans to define what a superhero is to them. Do the need superpowers? Do they have to wear a costume? Find out here....still soooo tired.

Geek Fights 97: Best of MST3K

We are at C2E2, no time for anything clever, (you'll understand when you hear the episodes) Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Christy Wooke, Barry Ingram, Joe Fiore and Jason Thompson discuss BEST OF MST3K. Since you people are actually using them, Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

Geek Fights 96: Best Spielberg Movie

We turn our geeky gaze to one of the masters of making geeky goodness. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Josh Bradley and Pete Lucas as they discuss the BEST SPIELBERG MOVIE. It's Nazis, annoying children, future worlds, ancient relics, an airport, a shark (not Mike) and a ton of different aliens in a career spanning tribute on one of the greatest film makers of all time. And it wouldn't be a geek fight without brackets: PDF and Excel format. Or would it? Seriously does anybody even download these? Anyone? If not let me know. I'm lazy and it's one less things to do for these posts.

Geek Fights 94: Best Musical

Sometime ya gotta sing, sometime ya gotta dance, sometimes ya gotta sit and listen to a bunch of people talking about another bunch of people who are singing and dancing. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Melvin Ladera, Dave Gill, Jill Valuet and Lynn Wheeler (a.k.a. Damon's mom) as the debate the BEST MUSICAL. It's got old standards, new hits and personal favorites. And it has Damon's mom. Mike only talks a little and we find out about Damon's short lived career in the theatre. And it has Damon's mom. Jill still holds a grudge about the "Once More With Feeling" not winning Best Buffy Episode. And it has Damon's mom. Did I mention Damon's mom? Here is a link to find some of this stuff on Amazon. here are the brackets in case Damon's mom wants to download them. PDF and Excel format.

Geek Fights 93: Best Twist

They zig, they zag, they go where no one expects. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Pete Lucas, Josh Van Valkenburg and Maria Cuba as they discuss the BEST TWIST! It's our most surprise (and SPOILER) filled episode yet! Or is it... Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.

Geek Fights 92: Most Mediocre Star Trek Episode

We did the best, we did the worst, now there's no where to go but the middle. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jerad Formby, Chris Wood, Jerod Batte and Todd Agnello as they discuss the MOST MEDIOCRE STAR TREK EPISODE. Meh. Blah, blah, blah, brackets: PDF and Excel format.

Geek Fights 91: Best of Bond

He's got a license to kill, we have a license to entertain! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chris Mitchell, Chuck Farrell, Jill Valuet and Teras Cassiday as the take a look at everyones favorite super spy in BEST OF BOND. It's superfluous nipples, gadgets, secret lairs, unforgettable themes and of course who doesn't love Pussy(Galore)! Here are the brackets, PDF and Excel format.

Geek Fights 90: Best Stand-up Comedian

Time to sit down for some stand-up as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Paul Kowalski, Leo Perez, and Jeff Gunter as they take a very serious look at the BEST STAND-UP COMEDIAN. It's a titanic battle with some of the toughest match-ups ever in a Geek Fight. There's rampant misogyny, old farts vs young punks, and n-words in an episode where it doesn't pay to be a latino or a woman! Here are the brackets, PDF and Excel format.

Geek Fights 89: Best Historical Figure

It's time for some good old fashioned book learnin'! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Anthony Valenta, Greg Blanchard, and Allen as they tackle the BEST HISTORICAL FIGURE. Science? Religion? Politics? Deep thoughtful views on the people who have shaped our world? What podcast is this? No Star Wars, no Star Trek? Oh wait there are Star Trek references, okay you can listen. Here are the brackets, PDF and Excel format.

Geek Fights Bonus: Damon Saw Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengence!

I saw Ghost Rider 2! Hear my thoughts on Nick Cage and February super peoples movies. We are totally getting sued for this one!