Episodes
Friday Mar 22, 2013
Unnamed Superman Podcast 3
Friday Mar 22, 2013
Friday Mar 22, 2013
It's Friday and you know what that means...I guess you don't. It's time for another USP this time on the USP we do a comic book club on the excellent Superman Earth One volumes 1 & 2. The amazing works by J. Michael Straczynski and Shane Davis. I suggest you pick up a copy if you haven't yet! This is all about these two great works of art.
Tuesday Mar 19, 2013
Geek Fights 145: Best Fictional Product
Tuesday Mar 19, 2013
Tuesday Mar 19, 2013
It's consumerism gone wrong. Join Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Christy Wooke and Chuck Farrell discuss the BEST FICTIONAL PRODUCT. It's amazing how many of these became real products. You wouldn't think we could find away to be inappropriate but somehow we do. I'd buy that for a dollar! Brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Mar 12, 2013
Geek Fights 144: Gene Hackman vs Michael Caine
Tuesday Mar 12, 2013
Tuesday Mar 12, 2013
In 1994 , the Caine-Hackman theory was first postulated at Port Charles University. The Theory states that at any given time, either a Gene Hackman or Michael Caine movie is playing on television. Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chris Mitchell, BJ Anderson and Barry Ingram neither prove nor disprove this hypothesis, but they do pit the two titans of cinema against each other in GENE HACKMAN VS MICHAEL CAINE. It's brilliants roles, questionable career choices, oscar, killer fish and the two hardest working actors in show biz. Brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Mar 05, 2013
Geek Fights 143 Best Doctor
Tuesday Mar 05, 2013
Tuesday Mar 05, 2013
What's up Doc? Geek Fights has the cure for all that ails you, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Christy Wooke and Chuck Farrell grab your balls and tell you to cough with BEST DOCTOR. From quacks to Timelords, from dentists to despots these doctors know how to operate! Take 2 brackets and call me in the morning. STAT! PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Feb 26, 2013
Geek Fights 142: Video Game Character Showdown
Tuesday Feb 26, 2013
Tuesday Feb 26, 2013
I don't know sh!t about video games, but Damon Shaw, Jason Grade, Chris Mitchell, Dan Janes and of course Josh Month's own Josh VanValkenburg do, and if you listen, you will too. Oh yeah, Mike Ortiz is there but only for a second. I'd try some bits and bytes jokes here, maybe some pac man eating comments, or some "why is Batman here, don't we have enough Batman, he had his own episode a year ago" yadda yadda yadda, but I'm short on time this week, sorry! Brackets. PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Feb 19, 2013
Geek Fights 141: Best Fictional President
Tuesday Feb 19, 2013
Tuesday Feb 19, 2013
Hail to the chief. Just in time for President's day, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Yossie Bloch, Chuck Farrell, and since it's still Josh month, the Commander-in-Cheif himself, Josh Van Valkenburg go all electoral college to bring you the BEST FICTIONAL PRESIDENT. These Chief Executives aren't sweating fiscal cliffs or Obamacare, they are dealing with alien invasions, nuclear war, giant mechs, killer asteroids, terrorists and superheroes! It's red geeks vs blue geeks, and as always it just comes down to who wins Ohio. Brackets. PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Feb 12, 2013
Geek Fights 140 Best 80s Action Movie
Tuesday Feb 12, 2013
Tuesday Feb 12, 2013
No skinny ties or leg warmers here, we go back in time man style! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Mike Diskin, Benjamin Mcculloch, and the star of Josh Month, Josh VanValkenburg as the discuss the BEST 80S ACTION MOVIE. It's all homoerotic subtext, body counts, one liners and Arnold. Lots of Arnold. WWJCVDD? He would listen! Here's the song from the break: here's the song from the outro Brackets. PDF and Excel format.
Monday Feb 11, 2013
Chris Reads Superman Part 2
Monday Feb 11, 2013
Monday Feb 11, 2013
Chris keeps on reading, and this time it's more Superman! Our favorite Englishman lends his ephemeral eloquence one again to the Last Son ok Krypton. This time out it's 2 very different pieces. First up he tackles the effusive words of Quentin Tarantino with Bill's monologue about Superman from Kill Bill Volume 2. Then he goes totally old school (and kind of American) with The opening from the Adventures of Superman TV show (and radio show for the most part. The radio show didn't have "and the American way line" but Chris does (sort of) and he's not even American!)
Tuesday Feb 05, 2013
Geek Fights 139: Best Law & Order Character
Tuesday Feb 05, 2013
Tuesday Feb 05, 2013
In the Geek Fights system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Geek Fighters, who are Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Brian Townsend, Josh VanValkenburg (replaced mid-season by Greg Blanchard, Yossie Bloch and Dominic Williams; and the Geek Fight which is BEST LAW & ORDER CHARACTER. These are their stories. Here come the Judge. PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Jan 29, 2013
Geek Fights 138: Star Wars Vs. Star Trek Again
Tuesday Jan 29, 2013
Tuesday Jan 29, 2013
Tuesday Jan 22, 2013
Geek Fights 137: Best 3rd Movie
Tuesday Jan 22, 2013
Tuesday Jan 22, 2013
They often suck, on rare occasions they are the best, but usually the best you can hope for is its not as bad as the last one. We aren't talking about our episodes, we are talking about the BEST 3RD MOVIE. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Josh Bradley, Rudy Schuepbach and Pete Trudgeon for an episode with that heaps far too much praise on Teen Witch, which is not even a third movie. Brackets are here: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Jan 15, 2013
Geek Fights 136: Best Of Firefly
Tuesday Jan 15, 2013
Tuesday Jan 15, 2013
The Browncoats are coming, the Browncoats are coming! And Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jerad Formby, Patrick McCartney, Kirky Wade and Gary Tognetti are with them! They are talking about the BEST OF FIREFLY. Hear them wax poetic about the short lived show that only seems to become more powerful in death than it was in life. Just like Obi Wan Kenobi and Jesus. I'm not sure if this episode will make Firefly fans happy or angry, probably both, but more angry. Turns out they can take the sky from you, but not the brackets. PDF and Excel format.
Saturday Jan 12, 2013
Chris Reads Superman
Saturday Jan 12, 2013
Saturday Jan 12, 2013
As part of our 2013 Superman Celebration, our very own Chris Mitchell continues his Chris Reads episodes with an all Superman installment. This time out Chris reads some classic scenes from some classic movies. And don't forget to check out the videos:
Tuesday Jan 08, 2013
Geek Fights 135: Mustaches vs Beards
Tuesday Jan 08, 2013
Tuesday Jan 08, 2013
It's time for a fabulous-fun-filled-facial-follicle-frenzy-full_of-Fuzzy-fellas! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Christy Wooke and special guest stars Michael Felsher & the Soundboard players as they discuss MUSTACHES VS BEARDS! From pencil thin lip caterpillars to full on flowing chin manes we look at the best in facial hair. It may be the most diverse list too, with theres a wizard, a Jedi, some rock stars, a philosopher, commie, fascist and alien tyrants and lots of very manly men. Sure this might have been better in November, but we just thought of it a couple weeks back during Indy Comics Showdown and we couldn't wait. Here are your brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Jan 01, 2013
Geek Fights 134: Best Star Trek Deep Space Nine Character
Tuesday Jan 01, 2013
Tuesday Jan 01, 2013
HAPPY NEW YEAR! We star the year with a look at a Geek Fights Favorite. 20 years ago Star Trek moved beyond the voyages of the starship Enterprise and into a new era! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Josh Perrigo George Jackson and Miles McLoughlin as they discuss the BEST STAR TREK DEEP SPACE NINE CHARACTER. It's a celebration of humans, Trill, Klingons, Cardassians, Bajorans, Changelings and a ton of Ferengi. May you walk with the Prophets. and with the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Dec 25, 2012
Geek Fights 133: Best Santa
Tuesday Dec 25, 2012
Tuesday Dec 25, 2012
Once a year an elderly fat man in red traverses the globe violating airspace and nearly triggering a nuclear holocaust just to bring toys to mostly undeserving children. You know to cover that much ground he must be either traveling at an incredible velocity, risking massive shockwaves or using some sort of warp technology and risking a wormhole implosion that could suck the entire planet into a black hole. All in all a pretty risky endeavor any way you slice it. Sounds like some sort of thrill seeking adrenaline junkie to me. In honor of that spirit, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Brian Townsend and Josh Vanvalkenburg bring you BEST SANTA. Ho ho ho. Stuff your stocking with these lovely holday brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday Dec 24, 2012
Geek Fights Bonus: Best Holiday Special Or Movie Remastered With Commentary
Monday Dec 24, 2012
Monday Dec 24, 2012
So last year I said we were going to keep releasing out original BEST HOLIDAY SPECIAL OR MOVIE every year, over and over again until you get sick of it, just like all the great holiday specials, and yep we're doing it. But last year we remastered it and added a little bonus material, this year we are presenting the first ever commentary track on one of our episodes. Its Mike Ortiz talking over Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Kathy Lehman, Tess Craft and Allen in his very first Geek Fights appearance. So what will we do to the show next year? Well you are just gonna have to wait a year to find out! You can listen to the original holiday special here. Yoou can listen to the remastered one here.
Sunday Dec 23, 2012
Geek Fights Bonus: Mail Room Holiday Special
Sunday Dec 23, 2012
Sunday Dec 23, 2012
Celebrate Geexmas with this special Happy Holidays from the entire Geek Fights family. Fire up the Country Club Malt Liquor and the Mountain Dew Nog as we take a peek into our mailbag for holiday greetings and more from the whole gang. God Bless Us Everyone!
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
Chris Reads Volume 4A: Green Eggs & Ham
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
To help cleanse the pallet of the manifesto he just read, Chris reads a true classic. Green Eggs & Ham by Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr Seuss. It is one of the most beloved books of all time. First published in 1960, its is the 4th best selling english language children's book ever. Even Mike read it during the childhood he didn't have. It's a wonderful fanciful story brought to life by a wonderful fanciful man. Thanks Chris! This is the kind of stuff Chris Reads should be doing. This and erotic slash fiction between Damon and various fictional characters. Seriously where is the Damon/Samwise porn? Maybe combine it with this one. I would not lick them here or there. I would not lick them anywhere. I would not lick Damon's balls and shaft. I do not like them, Samwise-I-laughed. Come on someone finish that...
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
Chris Reads Volume 4: The Unabomber Manifesto & More
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
This one is Mike's fault. Ted Kaczynski was a nut. Not the crazy tin foil hat wearing ranting nut, that's fun, but rather a dry, intelligent, academic nut and his manifesto is no different. A thoughtful critique of Industrial Society and Its Future. A deep well thought out, well written dissertation on the economic and social issues of our time that contains many interesting points and a call for change. He then supports it by blowing sh!t up and killing people. Way to Teddy. Listen all the way though, Chris then reads some excellent poetry at the end. He is a sexy man indeed. Please send in some more stuff for Chris to read so he doesn't have to read things like this. I'm sure just posting it got us on a Government watch list, and you are probably on one now just for downloading it. Chris isn't, because he's in the UK. They have cameras everywhere. They're being watched all the time.