Episodes
Sunday Dec 23, 2012
Geek Fights Bonus: Mail Room Holiday Special
Sunday Dec 23, 2012
Sunday Dec 23, 2012
Celebrate Geexmas with this special Happy Holidays from the entire Geek Fights family. Fire up the Country Club Malt Liquor and the Mountain Dew Nog as we take a peek into our mailbag for holiday greetings and more from the whole gang. God Bless Us Everyone!
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
Chris Reads Volume 4A: Green Eggs & Ham
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
Saturday Dec 22, 2012
To help cleanse the pallet of the manifesto he just read, Chris reads a true classic. Green Eggs & Ham by Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr Seuss. It is one of the most beloved books of all time. First published in 1960, its is the 4th best selling english language children's book ever. Even Mike read it during the childhood he didn't have. It's a wonderful fanciful story brought to life by a wonderful fanciful man. Thanks Chris! This is the kind of stuff Chris Reads should be doing. This and erotic slash fiction between Damon and various fictional characters. Seriously where is the Damon/Samwise porn? Maybe combine it with this one. I would not lick them here or there. I would not lick them anywhere. I would not lick Damon's balls and shaft. I do not like them, Samwise-I-laughed. Come on someone finish that...
Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
Geek Fights 132: Indy Comics Showdown
Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
We've done Marvel, we've done DC, now we turn take a look at the big guns of the little guys. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jason Thompson, Chris Fiore and Jeremy Sacher as they give you the INDY COMICS SHOWDOWN. It's strange blend of Superman knockoffs, funny animals, murderous children, cops, barbarians and a vampire. And a bunch are Robert Kirkman creations, but none are Battle Pope. Heres that URL for the indy comics Cantankerous Kickstarter project. The brackets are not independent. they are quite dependent. On you!: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Dec 11, 2012
Geek Fights 131: Fictional Male You'd Most Like For A Monogamous Relationship
Tuesday Dec 11, 2012
Tuesday Dec 11, 2012
This one is for the ladies!, Join Damon Shaw, Kathy Lehman, Tess Craft, Janet Nowell, Samantha Patino, Kirky Wade, Nikki Nowell, BJ Anderson, Karin, Laura Lavoie and Kate Valdovinos (our biggest panel ever!) as they talk up, the FICTIONAL MALE YOU'D MOST LIKE FOR A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP. That's a mouthful, and so are these men. Well maybe not Tyrion Lannister or Samwise Gamgee (but you never know, hobbits do have big feet). There' are superheroes, vampires, and a pirate, but there's also a salesman, a lawyer and couple of doctors, because a man's gotta provide, you know! Find out who is the favorite male for our favorite females. It's all about the brackets: the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Dec 04, 2012
Geek Fights 130: Best Of Futurama
Tuesday Dec 04, 2012
Tuesday Dec 04, 2012
Good news everyone, it's time to take a trip to the 31st century with Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Pete Lucas, Yossi Bloch, and Ben McCullough as they take a look at the fine folks of the Planet Express delivery service, in the BEST OF FUTURAMA. Get yourself powered up on booze (or Slurm) and prepare to kiss my shiny metal ass. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD And of course, the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Nov 27, 2012
Geek Fights 129: Best Fight
Tuesday Nov 27, 2012
Tuesday Nov 27, 2012
LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMBLEEE! Get ready as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Juan Patino, Anthony and Dan Janes duke it out on BEST FIGHT! Now on Geek Fights, EVERY fight is the best fight, but these are the best of the best. Titanic slugfests from comics, TV and movies. It's got battling robots, ninjas, jedis, unresolved daddy issues, a ton of superman, and a dude punching himself in the face. And it's about Mike fighting everyones childhood. Again. And of course, the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Nov 20, 2012
Geek Fights 128: Star Wars Showdown
Tuesday Nov 20, 2012
Tuesday Nov 20, 2012
IT'S STAR WARS WEEK! To celebrate here is the second of our Star Wars themes episodes. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Josh Vanvalkenburg and Tristan Riddel as the feel the force with STAR WARS SHOWDOWN. They pit Star Wars characters against one another in mortal combat with...interesting results. Find out the secret of Aunt Beru, who's addicted to Andorian Rape crystals (yes i know Andorians are Star Trek, just go with it) and who is the secret mastermind behind everything. Strap in for Sith lords, bounty hunters and a six foot talking green rabbit. Brackets as always: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Nov 13, 2012
Geek Fights 127: Best Of Twin Peaks
Tuesday Nov 13, 2012
Tuesday Nov 13, 2012
Tuesday Nov 06, 2012
Geek Fights 126: Best TV Theme Song
Tuesday Nov 06, 2012
Tuesday Nov 06, 2012
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, of how the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. And sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, especially if it's Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chris Mitchell, Joe Cain or Jason Thompson. And they are moving on up to the BEST TV THEME SONG. Someday the Geek Fights might get them but the law never will. Brackets as always: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Oct 23, 2012
Geek Fights 124: Best Of Stephen King
Tuesday Oct 23, 2012
Tuesday Oct 23, 2012
ALL HAIL THE KING! Our Spooky October continues with a true master of horror (and prison drama apparently). Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher (again? WTF is he a co-host now? Should Ortiz be worried after falling asleep last week?), Paul Kowalski, Josh Perrigo,and Lance Langford as they discuss THE BEST OF STEPHEN KING. It's a tale of evil clowns, blood drenched teens, monster dogs, killer trucks, obsessed fans and big black prison messiahs. oh and c*nt. Lots of c*nt. Brackets as always: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Oct 16, 2012
Geek Fights 123: Best Of Zombie
Tuesday Oct 16, 2012
Tuesday Oct 16, 2012
They shuffle and shamble and feed on brains! No not Damon and Mike (that bit never gets old. Not for me anyway) it's the next installment of our Spooky October. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Amin Amat, Kirky Wade and BJ Anderson as the discuss the BEST OF ZOMBIE. We got all kids of dead in here, walking, dawn, day, night of the living, return of the living and more. It's exciting stuff but not exciting enough for Mike apparently. Brackets as always: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Oct 02, 2012
Geek Fights 121: Best Twilight Zone Episode
Tuesday Oct 02, 2012
Tuesday Oct 02, 2012
Submitted for your approval, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Barry Ingram, Greg Blanchard and Patrick McCartney, 6 geeks waxing philosophic about TV shows that aired before they were born. They are entering another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the BEST TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE. It's a cookbook. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Sep 25, 2012
Geek Fights 120: Best Of The Kids In The Hall
Tuesday Sep 25, 2012
Tuesday Sep 25, 2012
They had a shot in Best Sketch Comedy, and again in Best of Canada, both times they were thwarted, but now they have a fight all to themselves! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Christy Wooke, Jason Thompson and Josh VanValkenburg as they discuss the BEST OF THE KIDS IN THE HALL. From steel toed boots to girl drink drunks, these crazy canucks have made us laugh and made us cry, but mostly made us laugh. A lot. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Sep 18, 2012
Geek Fights 119: Best Of John Williams
Tuesday Sep 18, 2012
Tuesday Sep 18, 2012
Only a few people have truly defined the modern geek experience. Lucas, Roddenberry, Asimov, Bradbury, Spielberg, Whedon, Lee, Kirby, Tolkien and others, but none has touched as wide a range as the subject of this weeks Geek Fight. He not only provided the soundtracks to Star Wars, Superman, Jaws, Close Encounters, Raiders of the Lost Ark, ET and Harry Potter, he damn near provided the soundtrack for being a geek. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher (maybe?) Dominick Williams and Chris Fiore as they sing the praises of the BEST OF JOHN WILLIAMS. We don't know what was up with Michael, don't ask. Maybe John Williams awesomeness made is so he couldn't spew any hate and his brain imploded. Maybe he was just having fun. I'm not sure, but if John Williams did the soundtrack to this episode it would be awesome. If John Williams wanted to do a Geek Fights theme, we would probably have to dump Jerad's intros. Sorry Jerad, maybe we just make them the break. We love you, but it's John "I did the score for Star Wars AND Raiders AND Superman AND Jaws AND Harry Potter AND a lot more, and you didn't, so step the f*ck off" Williams. Hell if he wanted to host or co-host the show we'd have to let him. His geek cred is that strong. After all He is John "Didn't you see my cred in my last quotation mark middle name" Williams. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Sep 11, 2012
Geek Fights 118: Best Fictional Athlete
Tuesday Sep 11, 2012
Tuesday Sep 11, 2012
Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sport… the thrill of victory… and the agony of defeat… the human drama of athletic competition… this is Geek Fights. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Jeff Gunter and Kirky Wade as they discuss the BEST FICTIONAL ATHLETE. This time for real. No fake outs. Sweep the leg. Run Forest run. Eye of the tiger. We all know magic is for f*gs. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Sep 04, 2012
Geek Fights 117: Best 6th String Star Trek Character
Tuesday Sep 04, 2012
Tuesday Sep 04, 2012
We often talk about the lead characters, but it's time for a look at the smaller characters. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Christy Wooke, Jerad Formby, Chris Wood and special guest, author Larry Nemecek as they discuss what we have come to call the BEST 6TH STRING STAR TREK CHARACTER. Those ones with less than 10 appearances, but even with those few appearances, they left a big impression. Holograms, parents, villains, Khan. Wait how is Khan a 6th string character? Sure it's technically only 2 appearances but one of them was a movie with his name in the title! How is that a minor character? Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Aug 28, 2012
Geek Fights 116: Best Mentor
Tuesday Aug 28, 2012
Tuesday Aug 28, 2012
They are teachers, guides, masters and trainers. Not Geeks Fights. We will not help you on your journey. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jill Valuet, Maria Cuba and Ben McCullough as they discuss the BEST MENTOR. Yes Mike put himself on the list again. There's words of wisdom aplenty, people get all teary, and for some reason Bane shows up. I'm not sure why. He's not a mentor. I guess he is Geek Fights' reckoning. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Aug 21, 2012
Geek Fights 115: Old vs. New
Tuesday Aug 21, 2012
Tuesday Aug 21, 2012
It's geezers vs kids. We take a look at one of the all time big questions, not just for geekdom. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Paul Kowalski, John Champion and Dominic Williams as they do an old stye, no bracket versus episode with OLD VS NEW. It's classics vs young guns. Nostalgia vs newstalgia. Timeless icon vs young upstarts, Tired interpretations vs fresh visions. And yes, there's both Star Wars and Star Trek, and oddly lots of Batman. No brackets, but here are the fights: Old Star Wars vs New Star Wars, Dr Who (classic) vs Dr Who (2005-), Communists vs Terrorists, Michael Keaton vs. Christian Bale, Will Smith vs. Wesley Snipes, Disneyland vs Disney World, Old Testament vs New Testament, The Blob (Steve McQueen) v. The Blob (Kevin Dillon), Dawn of the Dead (1978) vs Dawn of the Dead (2004), Cartoon Transformers vs Michael Bay Transformers, Old BSG vs New BSG, Superman: Man of Steel (Byrne) vs Superman Secret Origin (Johns), G.I. Joe (cartoon) v. G.I. Joe (film), Bruce Willis cop vs Jason Bourne, Old Coke vs New Coke, Total Recall (1990) vs Total Recall (2012), Star Trek TOS vs JJ Trek, Sam Raimi Spider-Man vs Marc Webb Spider-Man, Batman & Robin (Kane) vs. The Goddamn Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder (Miller), Peter Jackson vs. George Lucas, GI Joe (1960s) vs GI Joe (1980s), Superman (various) vs Superman, Star Trek TOS vs Star Trek TNG, Sean Connery vs Daniel Craig, The Fly (1958) vs The Fly (1986).
Tuesday Aug 07, 2012
Geek Fights 113: Best Of Kevin Smith
Tuesday Aug 07, 2012
Tuesday Aug 07, 2012
It's time to pay tribute to our second favorite bearded, wordy, bespectacled fat man, Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Pete Lucas, Kathy Lehman and Tess Craft as they wade through dick and fart jokes, poor customer service, self consciously clever dialogue and nerd references to uncover the BEST OF KEVIN SMITH. There's genitals, profanity, conventions stories and Damon rants about boob-money. I assure you we're open. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Jul 31, 2012
Geek Fights 112: Star Wars vs. Star Trek
Tuesday Jul 31, 2012
Tuesday Jul 31, 2012