Episodes
Tuesday Oct 16, 2012
Geek Fights 123: Best Of Zombie
Tuesday Oct 16, 2012
Tuesday Oct 16, 2012
They shuffle and shamble and feed on brains! No not Damon and Mike (that bit never gets old. Not for me anyway) it's the next installment of our Spooky October. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Amin Amat, Kirky Wade and BJ Anderson as the discuss the BEST OF ZOMBIE. We got all kids of dead in here, walking, dawn, day, night of the living, return of the living and more. It's exciting stuff but not exciting enough for Mike apparently. Brackets as always: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Oct 09, 2012
Geek Fights 122: Best Vampire
Tuesday Oct 09, 2012
Tuesday Oct 09, 2012
Our Spooky October continues with a look at our favorite folks who suck. No not Damon Shaw and Mike Ortiz, we are talking about BEST VAMPIRE. Damon and Mike are joined by Chris Mitchell, Jill Valuet and Josh Perrigos they whip out the fangs and sink their teeth into a delicious discussion of the best in bloodsuckers. Whether you prefer sparkly, Goth-y or cartoony, this episode will take a bite out of you. Brackets as always: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Sep 25, 2012
Geek Fights 120: Best Of The Kids In The Hall
Tuesday Sep 25, 2012
Tuesday Sep 25, 2012
They had a shot in Best Sketch Comedy, and again in Best of Canada, both times they were thwarted, but now they have a fight all to themselves! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Christy Wooke, Jason Thompson and Josh VanValkenburg as they discuss the BEST OF THE KIDS IN THE HALL. From steel toed boots to girl drink drunks, these crazy canucks have made us laugh and made us cry, but mostly made us laugh. A lot. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Sep 18, 2012
Geek Fights 119: Best Of John Williams
Tuesday Sep 18, 2012
Tuesday Sep 18, 2012
Only a few people have truly defined the modern geek experience. Lucas, Roddenberry, Asimov, Bradbury, Spielberg, Whedon, Lee, Kirby, Tolkien and others, but none has touched as wide a range as the subject of this weeks Geek Fight. He not only provided the soundtracks to Star Wars, Superman, Jaws, Close Encounters, Raiders of the Lost Ark, ET and Harry Potter, he damn near provided the soundtrack for being a geek. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher (maybe?) Dominick Williams and Chris Fiore as they sing the praises of the BEST OF JOHN WILLIAMS. We don't know what was up with Michael, don't ask. Maybe John Williams awesomeness made is so he couldn't spew any hate and his brain imploded. Maybe he was just having fun. I'm not sure, but if John Williams did the soundtrack to this episode it would be awesome. If John Williams wanted to do a Geek Fights theme, we would probably have to dump Jerad's intros. Sorry Jerad, maybe we just make them the break. We love you, but it's John "I did the score for Star Wars AND Raiders AND Superman AND Jaws AND Harry Potter AND a lot more, and you didn't, so step the f*ck off" Williams. Hell if he wanted to host or co-host the show we'd have to let him. His geek cred is that strong. After all He is John "Didn't you see my cred in my last quotation mark middle name" Williams. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Sep 11, 2012
Geek Fights 118: Best Fictional Athlete
Tuesday Sep 11, 2012
Tuesday Sep 11, 2012
Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sport… the thrill of victory… and the agony of defeat… the human drama of athletic competition… this is Geek Fights. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Jeff Gunter and Kirky Wade as they discuss the BEST FICTIONAL ATHLETE. This time for real. No fake outs. Sweep the leg. Run Forest run. Eye of the tiger. We all know magic is for f*gs. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Aug 28, 2012
Geek Fights 116: Best Mentor
Tuesday Aug 28, 2012
Tuesday Aug 28, 2012
They are teachers, guides, masters and trainers. Not Geeks Fights. We will not help you on your journey. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jill Valuet, Maria Cuba and Ben McCullough as they discuss the BEST MENTOR. Yes Mike put himself on the list again. There's words of wisdom aplenty, people get all teary, and for some reason Bane shows up. I'm not sure why. He's not a mentor. I guess he is Geek Fights' reckoning. Brackets as usual: PDF and Excel format.
Friday Aug 24, 2012
Geek Fights Bonus: Batman & Robin Commentary
Friday Aug 24, 2012
Friday Aug 24, 2012
The most hated Batman movie of all gets the Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy commentary treatment, and Geek Fights joins in the fun. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Josh Bradley, Tysto and Mike Schindler as they talk over the movie. Listen in, but beware, it's the chilling sound of your doom. Check out the Soulless Minions ">here:
Tuesday Aug 21, 2012
Geek Fights 115: Old vs. New
Tuesday Aug 21, 2012
Tuesday Aug 21, 2012
It's geezers vs kids. We take a look at one of the all time big questions, not just for geekdom. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Paul Kowalski, John Champion and Dominic Williams as they do an old stye, no bracket versus episode with OLD VS NEW. It's classics vs young guns. Nostalgia vs newstalgia. Timeless icon vs young upstarts, Tired interpretations vs fresh visions. And yes, there's both Star Wars and Star Trek, and oddly lots of Batman. No brackets, but here are the fights: Old Star Wars vs New Star Wars, Dr Who (classic) vs Dr Who (2005-), Communists vs Terrorists, Michael Keaton vs. Christian Bale, Will Smith vs. Wesley Snipes, Disneyland vs Disney World, Old Testament vs New Testament, The Blob (Steve McQueen) v. The Blob (Kevin Dillon), Dawn of the Dead (1978) vs Dawn of the Dead (2004), Cartoon Transformers vs Michael Bay Transformers, Old BSG vs New BSG, Superman: Man of Steel (Byrne) vs Superman Secret Origin (Johns), G.I. Joe (cartoon) v. G.I. Joe (film), Bruce Willis cop vs Jason Bourne, Old Coke vs New Coke, Total Recall (1990) vs Total Recall (2012), Star Trek TOS vs JJ Trek, Sam Raimi Spider-Man vs Marc Webb Spider-Man, Batman & Robin (Kane) vs. The Goddamn Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder (Miller), Peter Jackson vs. George Lucas, GI Joe (1960s) vs GI Joe (1980s), Superman (various) vs Superman, Star Trek TOS vs Star Trek TNG, Sean Connery vs Daniel Craig, The Fly (1958) vs The Fly (1986).
Tuesday Aug 14, 2012
Geek Fights 114: Best Pinball Machine
Tuesday Aug 14, 2012
Tuesday Aug 14, 2012
It's time for bells, balls buzzers and flippers. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Karin, Adam Hegemier, Millionare & Chris Hardy as they discuss the BEST PINBALL MACHINE. I didn't think I'd care one bit about this topic, but listening to our pinball wizards share their love for this classic gaming device was a treat for me, I think it will be for you. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Monday Aug 13, 2012
Chris Reads! Volume 1: The Dangers of Butterbeer
Monday Aug 13, 2012
Monday Aug 13, 2012
A few months ago Chris Mitchell had a quick conversation with Mike Patanjo on twitter and to quote Mr. Patanjo (@FishAyePoker)... "@ChrisCantFly But you're English, so even a detailed discussion of anal gang-bangs sounds sophisticated." So Chris in his great British wisdom has decided to test this out! He is reading the Anthony Valenta classic "The Dangers of Butterbeer". If you would like to hear Chris read your story or other craziness please send it to Geekfights@gmail.com. Enjoy!
Saturday Aug 11, 2012
Geek Fights Bonus: An Evening With Mike & Damon
Saturday Aug 11, 2012
Saturday Aug 11, 2012
Its a quick follow up to the Best of Kevin Smith. A conversation between Mike & Damon about some more Kevin Smith convention anecdotes. And yet another boob money rant. Damon really hates boob money if you haven't figured it out.
Tuesday Aug 07, 2012
Geek Fights 113: Best Of Kevin Smith
Tuesday Aug 07, 2012
Tuesday Aug 07, 2012
It's time to pay tribute to our second favorite bearded, wordy, bespectacled fat man, Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Pete Lucas, Kathy Lehman and Tess Craft as they wade through dick and fart jokes, poor customer service, self consciously clever dialogue and nerd references to uncover the BEST OF KEVIN SMITH. There's genitals, profanity, conventions stories and Damon rants about boob-money. I assure you we're open. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Jul 31, 2012
Geek Fights 112: Star Wars vs. Star Trek
Tuesday Jul 31, 2012
Tuesday Jul 31, 2012
Tuesday Jul 24, 2012
Geek Fights 111: Best of Arrested Development
Tuesday Jul 24, 2012
Tuesday Jul 24, 2012
Tuesday Jul 17, 2012
Geek Fights 110: Gary Oldman vs. Liam Neeson
Tuesday Jul 17, 2012
Tuesday Jul 17, 2012
They have played actual historical figures, they have played classic fictional characters, they have even played themselves. They have been in some of the most successful films of all time, and now they are on Geek Fights. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jerod Batte, Michael Felsher, Max Hegel and Mike Schindler as they discuss GARY OLDMAN VS LIAM NEESON. theres comedy, there's drama, theres giant schlongs and little people. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Tuesday Jul 10, 2012
Geek Fights 109: Best Fantasy Movie
Tuesday Jul 10, 2012
Tuesday Jul 10, 2012
It's just a fantasy. It's not the real thing. It's just a fantasy. It's not the real thing. But sometimes a fantasy. Is all you need. And some times you need to join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Karin, Christy Wooke and Jeremy Sacher as they travel down the yellow brick road, round the shire, through Hogwarts, turn left at Camelot and go just past Cimmeria to arrive at the BEST FANTASY MOVIE. Whether its swords and sorcery or whimsical flights of fancy we take you to a world of pure imagination. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Sunday Jul 01, 2012
Geek Fights 108: Best of Canada
Sunday Jul 01, 2012
Sunday Jul 01, 2012
It's time to pay our respects to our neighbors to the north. Journey to the peaceful land that puts a u in color and calls a z a zed. It's time for Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Teras Cassiday, Jeff Slaughter and Rob Worley to discuss the BEST OF CANADA. There's sports, music, beer and comedy. And Shatner. It's also the nicest Geek Fight in a while. So breakout the toques, cook up some poutine, unlock your doors and take off to the great white north. And before you ask, no Wolverine still gets no respect. That's not a spoiler, its a Geek Fight. Here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.
Saturday Jun 30, 2012
Michael Felsher saw Ted!
Saturday Jun 30, 2012
Saturday Jun 30, 2012
Michael Felsher of Red Shirt Pictures saw Ted! This is his review of Ted as always there are spoilers so listen at your own risk!
Friday Jun 29, 2012
Geek Fights Vault: Best & Worst Comic Book Movie Franchise
Friday Jun 29, 2012
Friday Jun 29, 2012
This is it, we have been threatening to release this since episode 25. The Not so secret origin of Geek Fights. Our very first attempt recording something. It was almost our last. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Pete Lucas and Tess Craft as they discus the BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE FRANCHISE. No brackets, no geek cred, no geek logic, just 5 people talking out of their ass. I guess it's not so different after all.
Monday Jun 25, 2012
Geek Fights 107: Best Star Trek Movie
Monday Jun 25, 2012
Monday Jun 25, 2012
This is it, the colossal 2 year anniversary show. We assembled the top geek fighters, each with 10 appearances or more to discuss one of the big geek questions. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Pete Lucas, Brian Townsend, Kathy Lehman, Jerad Formby, Chuck Farrell, Karin, Allen and Juan Patino, yes ELEVEN panelists, our biggest full panel ever for one of the biggest topics ever, the BEST STAR TREK MOVIE. To get 16 entries we had to be lenient in our definition of a Star Trek movie, but we did, and we got a doozy of a show. It's pretty chaotic with this many people, especially when such seasoned veterans are involved. It gets a little crazy and sometimes even a little mean. Our anniversary shows can be a bit... rambunctious? I fear our 3 year anniversary... Anyway here are the brackets: PDF and Excel format.