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Friday Dec 23, 2011
Friday Dec 23, 2011
We've gotta little gift for you from our own Allen, presenting his very first appearance, in the BEST HOLIDAY SPECIAL OR MOVIE along with Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Tess Craft and Kathy Lehman. Completely remastered with a little extra thrown in. You know maybe this should be the Geek Fights Holiday Special. A new annual tradition. If Charlie Brown, Rudolph, Grinch and the rest, why not us? Yes the same special every year. Maybe something new, maybe not, every year as long as we do the show, you get this. Again and again. Every year. Until you finally root for the Grynch at the end, and wish someone would just set that damn raggety tree on fire just so it stops. Make it stop. Please.
Have a wonderful insert whatever winter holiday you choose. Im going with Life Day.
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Monday Dec 12, 2011
Monday Dec 12, 2011
This time up, Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Jason Grade and Josh Van Valkenburg take a few steps down (up?) the evolutionary chain in BEST APE! It's a simian smorgasbord with chimp mauling, racial allegories "what else are you gonna call a monkey?", robot space dogs, oral sex from fat hairy gay men and Mike's empty childhood. This monkey is so good you'll want to shock it and spank it!
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Monday Nov 28, 2011
Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jerad Formby, Michael Felsher, Leo Perez, Amin Amat and Mike D take you on the weirdest Geek Fight yet with NICHOLAS CAGE VS KURT RUSSEL. Yeah I'm not even gonna try. Just listen.
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Monday Nov 21, 2011
It's that time of year when we all gather with loved ones to celebrate those who have guided us, shared our lives, our hopes and our dreams. No I don't mean Geek Fights i mean Family! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Dave Gill, Janet Nowell and Paul Kowalksi as they debate the BEST FAMILY. Can the Corleone's make the Ingalls an offer they can't refuse? Will the Manson's get all Helter Skelter on the Huxtables. Will the Sanfords throw the Kents on the junkpile? Listen and find out!
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Monday Nov 14, 2011
Monday Nov 14, 2011
There are three of them. It's one of the most powerful of geek logics, and the most powerful ways to tell a story. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, AJ Sinke, Jerod Batte, Josh Bradley and Justin Bradley as they tackle the trios in BEST TRILOGY. Can the Lord of the Rings, throw Lethal Weapon into Mt Doom? Does the Toy Story Trilogy have a friend in our panel? Will The Matrix Trilogy shove a red pill down the Bourne Trilogy's throat? Can the Back to the Future Trilogy terminate the Terminator.s future (or past it's time travel get over it). And of course we have Star wars Trilogy vs Star Trek Trilogy (yes Star Trek has a trilogy, listen and you'll understand).
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Monday Nov 07, 2011
Monday Nov 07, 2011
Allo' Guvna! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, our resident limey Chris Mitchell, Pete Lucas and Anthony Valenta as they travel across the pond (well the internet pond anyway) to Merry Ole' England for BEST OF BRITAIN! Can Harry Potter wield his wacky wizardry better than Merilyn. Can Alan Moore pound William Shakespeare with his big blue dong. Can Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy give us the answer to Life the Universe and Victory? And no one expects the Monty Python Inquisition? Will Stonehenge drop a giant rock on Sir Issac Newton's head? The Sun never sets on Geek Fights!
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Monday Oct 31, 2011
Monday Oct 31, 2011
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Our fright-filled October concludes as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Brian Townsend, Allen, and Gary Tognetti as they tackle one of the big ones! Last year we did Scariest Movie, now we bring you BEST HORROR MOVIE! Will the Thing put a stake in Dracula Prince of darkness? Will the Bride of Frankenstien take candy fro Rosemary's Baby? Will Ugetsu pet the Black Cat? Will the Excorcist spend a night in a Hostel? Wil Evil Dead 2 go chainsaw to chainsaw vs Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Would we dare release this on Halloween without... Halloween? Nope. This one is epic.
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Saturday Oct 29, 2011
Saturday Oct 29, 2011
In our final episode recorded live at the Detroit Fanfare, we break out one of our old topics. Join a very tired Damon Shaw and Mike Ortiz and the fantastic crowd at the Detroit Fanfare for BEST HERO! Can Spider-man spin a web around Harry Potter? Is the Greatest American Hero the Greatest Geek Fights Hero? Will Pac Man chomp Wolverine? Will the Doctor operate on Optimus Prime? The Detroit Fanfare crowd brings an unexpected winner this time! We hope to see you all at next years show!
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Friday Oct 21, 2011
Friday Oct 21, 2011
It's Damon's birthday and our present to you is the next of our Detroit Fanfare episodes, the first of our Sunday shows! We did Best Superhero Movie already, now join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz and the attendees of the Detroit Fanfare as they publicly debate the BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE! Will Kick-Ass kick the Masks ass? Can Men in Black erase Josie and the Pussycats memory? (mind out of the gutter folks, we had kids at these shows) Wil V for Vendetta get a V for Victory? Is Ghost World bigger than Sin City? Will Fritz the Cat have his way with Monkey Bone? Check out our best live show yet!
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Monday Oct 17, 2011
Monday Oct 17, 2011
Our October scares continue with BEST SCARE! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Jerad Formby, Paul Kowalski and Roger Brenton as they discuss the scariest moments, shock and performances. Can the chest burster rip through Large Marge? Can Bobs intro make you jump more that ETs? (seriously people ET?) Can Jaws chomp the clown from Poltergeist? Can the Raptors beat The Thing? And you'll find out why 1982 was the scariest year of all!
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Saturday Oct 15, 2011
Saturday Oct 15, 2011
In our second episode recorded live at the Detroit Fanfare, we unveil our own best dressed list with BEST COSTUME. Can Captain America's red white and blues top Wonder Woman's? Is Batman's bat a better bat than Batgirl's bat? Will M.A.N.T.I.S armor get caught in Spider-man's webs? Who has the best fishnets, Zatanna or Black Canary? Join us and find out which tights are alright!
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Monday Oct 10, 2011
Monday Oct 10, 2011
Our Halloween month continues as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Kirky Wade, Chuck Farrell and Alex Long do battle with the BEST MONSTER! Can the Blob outrun fast zombies? Will Godzilla stomp Frankenstien. Can Alien beat Predator (yeah we are sick of that one too). Will Cookie Monster devour the CHUD? Listen and find out!
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Friday Oct 07, 2011
Friday Oct 07, 2011
Geek Fights rocked the Detroit Fanfare! We walked around C2E2, but we had our first ever LIVE shows with audience participation! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Oritz, Josh VanValkenburg, Brian Townsend, Jason Thompson and the attendees of the Detroit Fanfare as they discuss the BEST SUPERHERO MOVIE! Will Daredevil see a win? can Thor's mighty hammer beat Watchmen's big blue dong? Can Spider-man break Unbreakable? Will Catwoman pounce on the Dark Knight? Will Superman spin back the earth on Blank Man? See what the people think!
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And Here is the promo video we ran at the show:
Monday Oct 03, 2011
Monday Oct 03, 2011
It's time to bring on the bad guys (apologies to Stan Lee) again! Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Paul Kowalski, John Champion and Joe Cain as they return to one of our earliest topics with BEST VILLAN! Who is the baddest of the bad? Will Joe Stalin send Khan to the gulag? Can Hans Landa out-Nazi the Red Skull? Can Max Cady out-crazy Frank Booth? Can Gul Dukat silence Hush? Lex Luthor won a presidency, will he win a geek fight (LL2012 begins here!)
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Monday Sep 26, 2011
Monday Sep 26, 2011
Have you ever wondered how different a Geek Fight would be with 2 completely different panels fighting the same fight? We did, so we did it! Join Mike Ortiz, Brian Townsend, Tess Craft, Mike D, and Tom Zambeck, and then join Damon Shaw, Michael Felsher, Rob Worley, Josh VanValeknburg and Chuck Farrell as they look back at what heated up the big screen with the BEST SUMMER MOVIE 2011. Its wands vs hammers, shields vs rings, mutant vs tranformer and wedding gowns vs apes. We know who won the box office but who will win the Geek Fight!
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Monday Sep 19, 2011
Monday Sep 19, 2011
It's time for thrills, spills and fast paced fun as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chuck Farrell, Dave Gill and Juan Patino pursue the BEST CHASE SEQUENCE. Can French Connection connect with victory? Benny Hill may be fast but can he outrun a Bullitt? Will the Blues Brothers leave Raiders of the Lost Ark singing the blues? Will the Cannonball Run run circles around Run Lola Run? We'll catch the winner for you!
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Monday Sep 05, 2011
Monday Sep 05, 2011
They have squared off before, but now they do it showdown style. Join Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Chris Mitchell, Steven Long, Darnell Lee and Joe Cain as they take the DC vs Marvel Challenge. Thor won the summer, can he win now? Or will Batman pull victory out of his belt (yes I AM using that one EVERY time Batman is involved)? Will Dr. Doom kneel before Zod. Will the Watcher just stare at Dr. Manhattans big blue dong? Will Hulk smash Bizarro (or will they just join up and smash the English language). Will Wolverine ever win a Geek Fight? Seriously, even one fight? He's the best there is at what he does!
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Friday Aug 26, 2011
Friday Aug 26, 2011
I put out the call a few months ago and here it is! Geek Fights Kids!! This a completely clean episode with Geek Fighters and their kids using Geek Logic and Kid Logic (which is the same thing). Join Karin, Amethyst, TJ, Chris Mitchell, Amelia, Janet, Collin, Owen as they fight the Geek Fight!!
Sunday Aug 14, 2011
Sunday Aug 14, 2011
They are bad. SOOO bad. Maybe so bad they are good, but mostly bad. Join Damon Shaw, Michael Ortiz, Michael Felsher, Kerstan Szczepanski and Dominic Williams as they dive headfirst into a celluloid sh!thole in BEST BAD MOVIE. Will Hudson Hawk empty out The Room? Will Showgirls work the pole to victory, or will Xanadu skate away with a win. Will The Love Guru get any love from the panel or is Plan 9 From Outer Space a better plan. Is Catwoman the purrrrfect choice or will Batman & Robin be the chilling sound of her doom. Its the best of the worst, the worst of the best, the worst of the worst, and it's all so very bad.
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Monday Aug 08, 2011
Monday Aug 08, 2011
It's a PMD (podcast of mass destruction) as Damon Shaw, Mike Ortiz, Allen, Chuck Farrell and Greg Trahan lock sights on BEST WEAPON. You can pull Excalibur out of a stone, but can it pull a win out of its ass (does a sword have an ass?) Will the Green Lantern ring punch Megatron with a big boxing glove? Will the Samurai Sword bring a knife to a gunfight with an AK-47? Can Indiana Jones’ Whip crack the GAU-8 Avenger? Will the Phaser be set on stun, kill or win?
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